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Song Parodies -> "Phil"

Original Song Title:

"Wedding Bell Blues ( The Dr. Phil Song)"

Original Performer:

Mary Wells

Parody Song Title:

"Phil"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

Phil, I love your show, I always will
I tune to you, and see the madness of Bob and May
and are they ever gonna see their wedding day?
You have an ex wife, Phil, why did you choose her?
she wishes you would die Phil, you and your floozy
from Oprah you came you always thrill, now you are Dr Phil


lI love you show I always will
and in your voice I hear a nasal carousel
oh but are you ever gonna write something that sells?
OPrah came a runnin when you were no one
havent thought since then Phil, that you were no fun
but disses and crud won't set you free, but I love to the see Phil

I love your show I always will
and raw emotion at the start two ugly cows
oh but are they ever gonna take those sam sex vows?
Oh come on, Phil
Oh come on Phil
your show will carry me, Phil
they got the no marriage blues
please marry them Phil
they go the same old sex blues
marry them Phil

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John Barry - February 11, 2008 - Report this comment
I love the irony inherent in the first line. Great job.

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