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Song Parodies -> "Ooh Now They're Tight"
Original Song Title:
"Oowatanite"
Original Performer:
April Wine
Parody Song Title:
"Ooh Now They're Tight"
Parody Written by:
Malcolm Higgins
The Lyrics
Robbie G was the inspiration. Thanks pal. hope you like it.. four minutes
baby lets go cause you know that the food there's
cheap and tastes so great
I come for the food the drink buffet,
and the hell with gaining weight
all mine, you know I'm gonna feel,
come on come come on come on baby,
have you tried the alfredo eels?
ooh now they're tight, now these pants don't fit me right
what a pig I'm being tonight
and I'm obese when the sun comes up
ooh baby, you know the time to go
just when the line up's fading, don'tcha don'tcha know?
this line, hey now there's room for me,
come on come come on come on baby,
the mashed potato's caling to me...
ooh now they're tight, now these pants don't fit me right
what a pig I'm being tonight
and I'm obese when the sun comes up
ooh now they're tight, now these pants don't fit me right
what a pig I'm being tonight
and I'm obese when the sun comes up
ooh baby, my pants are on the line,
when they're bent they're like a tent,
are you sure they're really mine?
I know, they're a size like.... sixty three
so come on come on come on come on baby
early dinner's starting at three..
ooh now they're tight, now these pants don't fit me right
what a pig I'm being tonight
and I'm obese when the sun comes up
cheap and tastes so great
I come for the food the drink buffet,
and the hell with gaining weight
all mine, you know I'm gonna feel,
come on come come on come on baby,
have you tried the alfredo eels?
ooh now they're tight, now these pants don't fit me right
what a pig I'm being tonight
and I'm obese when the sun comes up
ooh baby, you know the time to go
just when the line up's fading, don'tcha don'tcha know?
this line, hey now there's room for me,
come on come come on come on baby,
the mashed potato's caling to me...
ooh now they're tight, now these pants don't fit me right
what a pig I'm being tonight
and I'm obese when the sun comes up
ooh now they're tight, now these pants don't fit me right
what a pig I'm being tonight
and I'm obese when the sun comes up
ooh baby, my pants are on the line,
when they're bent they're like a tent,
are you sure they're really mine?
I know, they're a size like.... sixty three
so come on come on come on come on baby
early dinner's starting at three..
ooh now they're tight, now these pants don't fit me right
what a pig I'm being tonight
and I'm obese when the sun comes up
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Gives a whole new meaning to Wine and Dine. And dine. And dine. And dine...
I gave you straight 5s. That was an excellent song parosying an excellent band. I'm also proud that my song inspired this one
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