when we fly over grudo , it's garden of evil
and you think that you're dating a mutated weevil
and you thinking about interplanet disease,
you can shag all e.t's
but there's always a klingon for me

as we're flying above, hotter planets that fry me
if we land on a cool one, Mr Scott, energize me
I have tried a wroganthan, as tall as my knees,
yeah I've dated a gorn,
but there's always a klingon for me

it's expected of members of our federation
to practice this stuff, but maintain sanitation
with the trojan design in 3003
yeah it's safety at first,
and there's always a klingon for me

wooooo when you take care of yourself
interplanets like whelf
are ahead of their time
ohhhhhh and if you drink too much gin
there's a girl on grayinn
she'll just blow out your mind

for effects when we do it, we light rooms with laser
and I always impress with the size of my phaser
and that pront from gyheenik was quite good to me
but I like to be faithful,
there's always a klingon for me

when we travel it's always adventure
and I really love aliens who need to wear dentures
and we boldly go says the show on t.v.
where no man has gone
but there's always a klingon for me

yeah she has scales, and three feet,
but she's always a klingon to me