they say its kind of hard
if you're dressing wrong today
our subject is a tool
and we'll make him great today
he'll dress without a clue
barely keep himself alive
new underwear and slacks
gratis from the fabby five

so he'll look great, while staying straight
he doesn't really need it but he'll get it anyway
that Carson's dear, such a flaming queer,
unreal no way, unreal no way
ted the cook is great, and thom will decorate
at least you'll know you can see the show right after ricki lake
the gays that wannabee
will do a brand new thing

give it to them baby
give it to them baby
give it to them baby
fashion pundits say see queer eye for the straight guy

his skin is like a prune's
and his hair is not so nice
he acts like he's just 13, when they're through, it's 31
some straights get a little hard
as he tries to be hip
they're all so neat and kind
they're a gender trip

so he'll look great, while staying straight
he doesn't really need it but he'll get it anyway
that Carson's dear, such a flaming queer,
unreal no way, unreal no way
ted the cook is great, and thom will decorate
at least you'll know you can see the show right after ricki lake
the gays that wannabee
are all from gay paree
so get another straight who needs
to do that brand new thang


give it to them baby
give it to them baby
give it to them baby
fashion pundits say see queer eye for the straight guy