there's a benefit to being tight,
I can prove it every night, with vaseline..
just part the matter curly hair and lay your
thing beside it there, not obscene,
other men show laughter, some use water,
lastly, prove you're manly with desire..
in this way, I can say I own the world...
the dollars that I've saved today,
can be used to buy and pay for anything
a karaoke and a drink, McDonalds burgers,
everything is what I need
at the bank I can assure the public
having cash is really second to none
and of course, have a divorce, and you'll go on...

just count the cash, three four, five, six
then go buy some fiddlesticks when cash abounds
your interest rate will demonstrate
your loan potential's really great in Marks or pounds..
having been some time in total saving
lots of cash is guaranteed for all
and of course, my own recourse is counting the bills...