-> "Bell Operator"
Original Song Title:
"Smooth Operator"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Bell Operator"
The Lyrics
he wants to stalk another girl
and the phone call's just the start
games he plays nights become days
he asks in seven languages
all uptight, he spells it right
who is this guy?
heaven help her if he calls
get a life, loser boy
she moved her space another place to avoid this boy
asking me, directory
what he requires, will he tire?
information's right
do I call police just for the start
no security left to chance
his jail time is ending, again it all starts
no need to ask,
I'm a Bell operator
a phone dialator
a bell operator
a phone dialator
this guy's toast, calls from chicago, call detailed
follows her north to south just like cargo, heart's derailed
real nut case, head empty space
he needs a box with lid across
and end this chase
the cops on the move, authorities told
hope they can end this, the slammer he goes
his head is deranging, information he calls
no need to ask,
I'm a Bell operator
a phone dialator
a bell operator
a phone dialator
this guy's toast, calls from Chicago, call detailed
follows her north to south just like cargo, heart's derailed
I'm a Bell operator
a phone dialator
a bell operator
a phone dialator
Your Vote & Comment Counts
The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they
appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to
leave a comment below about this parody.