my game's stuff that I import
buy some things from a Shanghai boat
I buy all my stuff from here
and stock my store up once a year
bought a hunderd kites, and miles of twine
all them kids love them real fine
now the best toy that we ever had
was a little green frog and that looked so sad
you'd put him in the window of a chevrolet
and watch his head bounce every way
I asked for millions in my next load
couldnt sell enough of them bobblehead toads


now I sold cars, and trains and trucks
even sold those bathtub ducks
pencils and erasers and deodorant spray
even had the one you need every day
well I remember sellin one time
a sticky little toy called goober slime
I.R.S was lookin in the middle of the night
askin for the stuff I'd sold all right
said they knew about a full truck load
where are all the boxes of bobblehead toads?

I was caught I had to say
you got me square, and now I'll pay
maybe I'll move to vietnam
but those feds thay had a different plan
new truckloads from mexico
said they wanted partners in bobblehead toads
makin them partners was really fine,
and all they wanted this whole damn time
was just a little friend to bob along the road
shoulda given freebie bobblehead toads

bobblehead toads
bobblehead toads
bobblehead toads