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Song Parodies -> "Elastic Woman"
Original Song Title:
"This Magic Moment"
Original Performer:
Jay And The Americans
Parody Song Title:
"Elastic Woman"
Parody Written by:
Malcolm Higgins
The Lyrics
elastic woman, I bought her fresh and new,
inflated last evening, and then we became two..
and then it happened, I bit her on the thigh,
she farted, deflated, and then I was too..
glued a little patch on
then she seemed just so all right
but I'll never bite again
she'll fart and then I will laugh
elastic woman, rubber hips, and latex eyes
I'll love forever..
at least until she deflates one more time
(elastic woman )
Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
(elastic woman)
Oh-oh-oh-oh
glued a little patch on
then she seemed just so all right
but I'll never bite again
she'll fart and then I will laugh
glued a little patch on
then she seemed just so all right
but I'll never bite again
she'll fart and then I will laugh
elastic woman, rubber hips, and latex eyes
I'll love forever..
at least until she deflates one more time
(elastic woman )
Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
(elastic woman)
Oh-oh-oh-oh
inflated last evening, and then we became two..
and then it happened, I bit her on the thigh,
she farted, deflated, and then I was too..
glued a little patch on
then she seemed just so all right
but I'll never bite again
she'll fart and then I will laugh
elastic woman, rubber hips, and latex eyes
I'll love forever..
at least until she deflates one more time
(elastic woman )
Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
(elastic woman)
Oh-oh-oh-oh
glued a little patch on
then she seemed just so all right
but I'll never bite again
she'll fart and then I will laugh
glued a little patch on
then she seemed just so all right
but I'll never bite again
she'll fart and then I will laugh
elastic woman, rubber hips, and latex eyes
I'll love forever..
at least until she deflates one more time
(elastic woman )
Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
(elastic woman)
Oh-oh-oh-oh
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Wow, a non-political one - gave me a laugh - 555
Great parody, Malcolm: much better IMHO than what you've done in the last week. (No offense meant or implied.) I hope your Fantastic Plastic Lover lasts as long as she can. 5s.
Can't understand why this would have been one-bombed - great parody - very funny!! - And you won't believe this -> security code was 555, which is exactly what I gave you!
thanks for the comments guys.. my political ones will keep coming no matter what mr 1 brain cell writes or how many 1's he gives every parody I write. LIKE THE LOONY LEFT WHO WILL SHOUT DOWN OTHERS. I will not be silenced. after all.. they're all about tolerance and acceptance right???
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