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Song Parodies -> "Solely For Your Benefit, Be Polite"

Original Song Title:

"Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Solely For Your Benefit, Be Polite"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

for your benefit, just be polite
pass the peas, please, say it nice, and don't be mean
when family and frinds are there
hold your woman's dining chair, she's your queen
the eat carrots, meat and fish with tartar
and lastly, have a dessert made wit desire
in this way, maybe you'll stay on top of your world

politeness in your every day
will make the chicks let you lay them really great
some chicks will quickly dance and sing
show off their nice lacy underthings in front of you
but you must be nice and real polite
and thank them from the bottom of your heart
in this way happy each day will start....

just look at her and say she's nice
tell her that you love her twice smile again
then she will always demonstrate
how she loves you, you are great, and right then,
she will ask you quite politely where you and she can get it on
and of course you can both do the vertical waltz..

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littleMissManners - April 09, 2008 - Report this comment
Lord Higuns, manners will only get you so far, Sir. And isn't it the 'horizontal' waltz?? Another one for the Cabo-Wabo Hit Parade, Sir Malcolm.

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