for your benefit, just be polite
pass the peas, please, say it nice, and don't be mean
when family and frinds are there
hold your woman's dining chair, she's your queen
the eat carrots, meat and fish with tartar
and lastly, have a dessert made wit desire
in this way, maybe you'll stay on top of your world

politeness in your every day
will make the chicks let you lay them really great
some chicks will quickly dance and sing
show off their nice lacy underthings in front of you
but you must be nice and real polite
and thank them from the bottom of your heart
in this way happy each day will start....

just look at her and say she's nice
tell her that you love her twice smile again
then she will always demonstrate
how she loves you, you are great, and right then,
she will ask you quite politely where you and she can get it on
and of course you can both do the vertical waltz..