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Song Parodies -> "Frisco Sucks"

Original Song Title:

"Disco Duck"

Original Performer:

Rick Dees

Parody Song Title:

"Frisco Sucks"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

ahhh frisco.. I spent a week there one afternoon

wrote some tunes at amiright
food and transies every night
writing is neat, till old Will is beat
now in the world will he take defeat?
got this talent, became deranged
when I lived in a place that's mighty strange
riding the trams, I began to cluck
then I screamed Hey Frisco Sucks!

(duck) awww allright man, I am dressed up like a woman
(chorus) frisco, frisco sucks
(duck) dress me like a woman
(chorus) frisco frisco sucks
(duck) oh, I'm not a mama
(chorus) down on luck, cause this place sucks Frisco
(duck) Frisco
(chorus) Frisco
(duck) Frisco
(chorus) Frisco
(duck ) frisco)
(duck and chorus) Frisco
(chorus) Frisco, Frisco sucks

duck: ahh fake boobs, mama, get down anyway.. ha ha ha ha ha

when the white coats came, I returned to my seat
but it still sucked right there in the street
so I got packed up, to fly back up.. hey look

everybody was screamin Frisco, Frisco sucks
frisco, frisco sucks,
got no luck
frisco sucks
frisco frisco sucks frisco frisco sucks

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nnnag - February 02, 2004 - Report this comment
Good job; I liked it.
nnnag - February 02, 2004 - Report this comment
What I meant was, I enjoyed reading a parody of this song, even though I didn't think it was too funny. But you did a great job with it.
Mr X - February 07, 2005 - Report this comment
It was unfunny but well written.

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