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Song Parodies -> "We Are All Muslims"

Original Song Title:

"We Are The Champions"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"We Are All Muslims"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

odumba states in Cairo that America is a "muslim nation" when 1% of the population is Muslim.. what a clown. and not a mention of the atrocities against American citizens by muslim extremists, but compares the holocaust to the suffering of palestinians looking for a homeland? WHAT???????????????????????????????
a bad excuse
time after time
another sentence
it's apology time
his last mistake,
he's made a few
he'll get his share of sand kicked in his face
before he's through

we are all muslims, my friends
and we'll all be bowing in the end
we are all muslims
we are all muslims
odumba, chooses
that we are all muslims.. to the world

we're worshipping cows,
as freedoms will fall
they'll torture pain beheadings and toes to lose
the do it all
but it's been a bed or roses
for us he'll choose
and you cannot challenge before the messiah again
as you'll always lose...

we are all muslims, my friends
and we'll all be bowing in the end
we are all muslims
we are all muslims
odumba, chooses
that we are all muslims.. to the world

we are all muslims, my friends
and we'll all be bowing in the end
we are all muslims
we are all muslims
odumba, chooses
that we are all muslims.. to the world

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Poli-tick-ly Incorrect - June 05, 2009 - Report this comment
Wow! What a funny parody! You sure pointed out the truth and hit the nail on the head about Barack "Odumba" being a clown! If America is a muslim nation, as President Obama-nation implies, then why would Osama bin-Laden and the other extremist muslims have attacked American soil on September 11, 2001? With this failure of a president, we all lose! I can't wait, there are only 3.5 years left of his term and I can vote out that jackass again!
Timmy1000 - June 05, 2009 - Report this comment
Good parody and good choice of OS. Terrorists have killed both US folks and other Muslims, even kids they recruit to be boms, so I'm not sure what good it does to claim we are also Muslims. For terrorists, you are simply targets if you don't follow their ideas.
Mark Scotti - June 05, 2009 - Report this comment
Very clever and creative, Malcolm!
MadameNorCAL - June 05, 2009 - Report this comment
Lord HiGUNs, it is interesting that he gives a speech as a Moslem convert to Christianity !?!?! . . so what is he ' truly' saying to the IslamoFacists ? ?
Tommy Turtle - June 05, 2009 - Report this comment
It's no stupider than John McCain and others stating that the US is a "Christian Nation", which I find equally offensive, which is why Gov. should just stay the f out of religion altogether. Technically, though, Jews, Christians, and Muslims are all related, as all claim their descent from a common ancestor, the Biblical patriarch Abraham (Ibrahim to the Muslim world). Read it and see.

Figuratively, it's no different from JFK speaking in Berlin and declaring "Ich auch bin ein Berliner". ("I too am a citizen of Berlin"). Wild applause in the US as well as there. Of course, if JFK sneezed, there was wild applause.

I'm not defending Obama, I'm reinforcing the points made in
"My Disfavored Things (U.S. Left / Right Wings)"

btw, "worshipping cows", I believe you've mistaken Islam for Hinduism. A little research and fact-checking, please, so you don't give your opponents any more ammunition. You've done lots of good Obaminations, Malks, but this wasn't one of the better ones.
malcolm higgins - June 06, 2009 - Report this comment
I am actually well aware of the hinduism of the cow worship. I wondered who if anyone would pick it up.. shoulda known you would.. damn..just seemed like the thing to write at the time
adagio - June 06, 2009 - Report this comment
Good parody, Malcolm.

TT - Actually the nation was built on Judeo-Christian principles, that's why "I" was offended when obama said that we are a muslim nation. Other than that, I believe that, as you, gov't should stay out of religion. Btw, when It is different than JFK saying "Ich auch bin ein Berliner". He was speaking ONLY FOR HIMSELF, not us.
Cody Slusher - June 06, 2009 - Report this comment
Very Good. :)
Tommy Turtle to Adagio - June 06, 2009 - Report this comment
@adagio: Good point on JFK speaking for himself, although when the POTUS speaks, esp. abroad, people tend to take it as representative of the US. But your semantic point is well made. .... I usually avoid battles over religion, but one sorta erupted at the song I linked to in my comment, so if you can actually *read* the entire 3,000+ word discussion, you're certainly entitled to have your views represented. I expect John Jenkins pretty much did that for you, but feel free (others I charge, haha, old joke.) :-)
adagio - June 06, 2009 - Report this comment
TT - I missed something, what 3,000+ word discussion? Who wrote Otherwise...:)
adagio - June 07, 2009 - Report this comment
Scratch the last comment, I found it or a suitable facsimile. :)
Gari J - June 07, 2009 - Report this comment
Somebody should post this link to obama and see what he makes of this rather interesting parody. A good choice of song used Malcolm to get your point across, a champions theme song used for a minority related (1% of americas population being muslim) I give you a 555.
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