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Song Parodies -> "Chicks With Muscles Look Like Hell"
Original Song Title:
"Pulling Mussels From The Shell"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Squeeze
Parody Song Title:
"Chicks With Muscles Look Like Hell"
Parody Written by:
Malcolm Higgins
The Lyrics
I see them lying in the sand,
it's like pornography
showing off their big arms,
it's kinda creepy
sweaty chicks are just like guys
don't want a girl built like a rock
don't want to date a guy
I wonder if she'll need a jock?
lets get back to basics,
what I need is neat
baby do I have to yell,
I think your curves were hard to beat
chicks with muscles look like hell
chicks with muscles look like hell
benching with the guys I'm told
now I have to look away
a she-man with that power
and she's covered in those veins
I wish you wanted girly clothes
and go to dancing in a bar
then we could go and park
and make out nicely in the car
lets get back to basics,
what I need is neat
baby do I have to yell,
I think your curves were hard to beat
chicks with muscles look like hell
chicks with muscles look like hell
I like my ladies nice and soft,
a conversation piece
love to hold them at night
and let them handle my release
as I watch them stand about
wondering how she got her tan
leave "old muscles" at the gym
and date her sister if I can
lets get back to basics,
what I need is neat
baby do I have to yell,
I think your curves were hard to beat
chicks with muscles look like hell
chicks with muscles look like hell
lets get back to basics,
what I need is neat
baby do I have to yell,
I think your curves were hard to beat
chicks with muscles look like hell
chicks with muscles look like hell
it's like pornography
showing off their big arms,
it's kinda creepy
sweaty chicks are just like guys
don't want a girl built like a rock
don't want to date a guy
I wonder if she'll need a jock?
lets get back to basics,
what I need is neat
baby do I have to yell,
I think your curves were hard to beat
chicks with muscles look like hell
chicks with muscles look like hell
benching with the guys I'm told
now I have to look away
a she-man with that power
and she's covered in those veins
I wish you wanted girly clothes
and go to dancing in a bar
then we could go and park
and make out nicely in the car
lets get back to basics,
what I need is neat
baby do I have to yell,
I think your curves were hard to beat
chicks with muscles look like hell
chicks with muscles look like hell
I like my ladies nice and soft,
a conversation piece
love to hold them at night
and let them handle my release
as I watch them stand about
wondering how she got her tan
leave "old muscles" at the gym
and date her sister if I can
lets get back to basics,
what I need is neat
baby do I have to yell,
I think your curves were hard to beat
chicks with muscles look like hell
chicks with muscles look like hell
lets get back to basics,
what I need is neat
baby do I have to yell,
I think your curves were hard to beat
chicks with muscles look like hell
chicks with muscles look like hell
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I actully hate the original song, but you did a great job with it
Do you hate me with muscles , as well?
diva, send a piccy and I'll tell you if I like your muscles.. but I don't "hate" anyone..... :o)
Yep. Chicks with huge muscles are frikin' ugly. Curves all the way!
I'll leave it to your immagination, it's more fun that way!
Chicks with muscles are incredibly beautiful. Feeling is believing.
http://forum.bodybuilding.com/attachment.php?s=3944886d98f2e16f7ab64a13f72ad503&postid=1841192 maybe you should rethink that!
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