-> "Stammered So"
Original Song Title:
"Honeycomb"
Parody Song Title:
"Stammered So"
The Lyrics
stammer so
stammer so
well it's a d-d-d-darn g-g-good like and it's
k-k-kinda f-f-funny how the lord made me
k-k-kinda talk s-s-so funny
and the girl f-f-from the school said she'd h-h-help me
with a little therapy
and we f-f-formed the w-w-words
and m-m-made me say again
w-w-words like n-n-now and th-th-then
and the stammering and my v-v-vocal slips
now don't cross my lips,
I stammered so, i had some therapy
I stammered so, I was told
took a vowel there, a little softer tone,
was a walking talking stammer zone
I stammered so, when I met my baby
I stammered so she was cold
now I've got a wife, and a darn good life,
no stammer, no
and the g-g-girl who g-g-gave the therapy
said look now man, just t-t-talk like me,
and the w-w-words she said, s-s-said would sound so sweet
first letters don't repeat
and we worked so hard, and s-s-poke so long and t-t-true
that my speech became s-s-so clear and t-t-true
and the funny part, is the vocal things
made my heart just sing
I stammered so, i had some therapy
I stammered so, I was told
took a vowel there, a little softer tone,
was a walking talking stammer zone
I stammered so, when I met my baby
I stammered so she was cold
now I've got a wife, and a darn good life,
no stammer, no
and the g-g-girl said now that I made a word
I should g-g-go and sing just like a b-b-bird
and the sound of me, from my stutter cheek
sounds like a broken b-b-eak,
and I saw her eyes, and I saw her smile,
and I spoke so good, after a while,
and the words I s-s-said, were so loud and t-t-true
told her I-I-I- love you,
I stammered so, i had some therapy
I stammered so, I was told
took a vowel there, a little softer tone,
was a walking talking stammer zone
I stammered so, when I met my baby
I stammered so she was cold
now I've got a wife, and a darn good life,
no stammer, no
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