hey pal o' mine,
spare me a dime,
I never want to get sober
will you give me,
some cash for chablis
I'll fall asleep and roll over

well I've wet myself, and I've fell down
can't even feel my feet
I shoulda wore, my runners some more
to keep them all dry and complete


hey pal o' mine,
spare me a dime,
I never want to get sober
will you give me,
some cash for chablis
I'll fall asleep and roll over

what was that noise? boys will be boys
pardon that smell that's mine
just nipped a log, smell like a dog,
some chardonnay, I'll be fine

hey pal o' mine,
spare me a dime,
I never want to get sober
will you give me,
some cash for chablis
I'll fall asleep and roll over

well the counselors preach, but they never teach
I'm too drunk most every time
my ass is sore, sittin's a bore
brown baggin, it does me just fine

hey pal o' mine,
spare me a dime,
I never want to get sober
will you give me,
some cash for chablis
I'll fall asleep and roll over


live life with ease, pardon the fleas,
men's shelter cough I got over
sing me a song, tell me move on
just give me cash, to get over

hey pal o' mine,
spare me a dime,
I never want to get sober
will you give me,
some cash for chablis
I'll fall asleep and roll over