if I could talk to my body parts. just imagine it,
spanking my wee monkey, in chimpanzee..
imagine talking to my nipple, choking on my chicken
what a neat achievement that would be

if I could talk to my body parts, learn their languages
it would make an animal of me
we'd study bony parts and gristle, my colon and it's missiles
epoglittis, nasal pit, and ear

I would converse in nasal hair, and eardrum,
and I would curse wiht fluent "have -a poo"
I could ask my wee hypothalamus
and say of course-erous...
it would be good

if I could talk to my body parts, learn the languages,
think of all the things I could discuss
if I could talk to my body parts, yap at my little heart,
grunt and squeal, and fart to my body parts..
then they could squeak and squawk and grunt and talk to me......