it's late in the evening, I'm wondering if Mer's out there
will she play dress up? and let me see what's down there
and if she asks me?? "do you think I'm tight?"
I'll just guess, or ger under her tonight

I've written a song here, a chance to make history
doggy or spoon dear? they both look real good to me
and then she asks me? have you guessed me right?
I say yes, I'll get under her tonight

I'll get under her and see
Pippin watching us closely
and the best thing about it all
is that you poor guys just wonder just what it is I see

it's time to reveal now, how old "merry" performs in bed
and she's quite a lady. so never a word'll be said
and when she asks me.. are you're glad you're right
I'll say yes from under her tonight