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Song Parodies -> "Flaky Flaky Tart"

Original Song Title:

"Achy Breaky Heart"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Billy Ray Cyrus

Parody Song Title:

"Flaky Flaky Tart"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

open up the door, and shove a little more,
just don't forget to close the door
and you can fix the rack, to hold aint holdin nothin back
but don't you touch or you'll be sore
the heat there on my face
tells me this is the place
to eat that pastry puffer when it's done,
just a little bite, the filling comes out right
onto the shirt and runs right down the front

don't eat a tart,
a flaky flaky tart
or you will be a very flaky man
and if you ever try
to stay flake free and dry
you will have a flaky stain again

you can tell your dad, his pies are really bad
runny flaky raw and just not done
and tell him he's a sap if he eats this crap
and watch me laugh as he eats every one
or tell your aunt louise to add a little cheese
and less ofall the veggies and the dough
as every flake that can,ends up right on this man
and off to change my shirt I have to go

don't eat a tart,
a flaky flaky tart
or you will be a very flaky man
and if you ever try
to stay flake free and dry
you will have a flaky stain again

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 2.8
How Funny: 3.0
Overall Rating: 2.8

Total Votes: 4

Voting Breakdown

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 2   0
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 3   0
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 4   1
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 5   1
 2
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Maxi Moroni - September 02, 2006 - Report this comment
Pacing was a litle rough at times. I thought it was a hard song to tell a story through, because it is short, so I gave you a five.
4/5/4
TJC - September 02, 2006 - Report this comment
Very different than I first supposed... funny!
Billy Ray Cyrus - September 02, 2006 - Report this comment
Hey Malcolm...this is a really good parody of my song (except for a few missing lines here and there), but I'll have you know something. I performed it in the 90's, not the 80's.
Malcolm - September 05, 2006 - Report this comment
Oh, sorry bout that. The mouse pointer musta slipped.

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