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Song Parodies -> "Drive It In The Fairway ( The Tiger Woods Lament)"
Original Song Title:
"Pilot Of The Airwaves"
Original Performer:
Charlie Dore
Parody Song Title:
"Drive It In The Fairway ( The Tiger Woods Lament)"
Parody Written by:
Malcolm Higgins
The Lyrics
11pm Oct 8.. knife in 9 hours.. and here I am....lol
drive it in the fairway,
this is my request
I have several drivers,
but I hit this one the best
I was watchin the golf show
as the lady goes...
"seems like a slice to me"
club selection of your choice
I don't Mind, I'd be happy just to golf with Royce
give lessons to the girl
who's never played this game
yes, she needs to practice playing just the same
hit it right, now I'm just bristling,
and yes, I said bleepity bleep
people say behave and be cheery
but I can yell "fore" in my sleep
ooh it's the under par time race
ooh I don't need to be in this place
just pound it good
yeah pound it good for me
drive it in the fairway,
this is my request
I have several drivers,
but I hit this one the best
I was watchin the golf show
as the lady goes...
"seems like a slice to me"
club selection of your choice
I don't Mind, I'd be happy just to golf with Royce
give lessons to the girl
who's never played this game
yes, she needs to practice playing just the same
this is my request
I have several drivers,
but I hit this one the best
I was watchin the golf show
as the lady goes...
"seems like a slice to me"
club selection of your choice
I don't Mind, I'd be happy just to golf with Royce
give lessons to the girl
who's never played this game
yes, she needs to practice playing just the same
hit it right, now I'm just bristling,
and yes, I said bleepity bleep
people say behave and be cheery
but I can yell "fore" in my sleep
ooh it's the under par time race
ooh I don't need to be in this place
just pound it good
yeah pound it good for me
drive it in the fairway,
this is my request
I have several drivers,
but I hit this one the best
I was watchin the golf show
as the lady goes...
"seems like a slice to me"
club selection of your choice
I don't Mind, I'd be happy just to golf with Royce
give lessons to the girl
who's never played this game
yes, she needs to practice playing just the same
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You're a gem, Malcolm; hope you play many, many more rounds of golf.
I liked it Mal.
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