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Song Parodies -> "Crest"
Original Song Title:
"Blessed"
Original Performer:
Elton John
Parody Song Title:
"Crest"
Parody Written by:
Malcolm Higgins
The Lyrics
hey you, with that hole in your head
you havent learned yet,
your first teeth have yet to be set,
and I swear, you'll need crest
I know you use denture cream,
your teeth are so green,
and the grossest that I've ever seen, anyway
please use crest
and if you use crest, it it the best, I promise you that
the gingivitis will die, and everything bad
I promise you that
I promise you that
I promise you that
you need crest
learn now, before you're too old
your teeth will soon go,
your gums rotten, and dentures I'm told,
feel so cold, please use crest.......
and if you use crest, it it the best, I promise you that
the gingivitis will die, and everything bad
I promise you that
I promise you that
I promise you that
you need crest
you havent learned yet,
your first teeth have yet to be set,
and I swear, you'll need crest
I know you use denture cream,
your teeth are so green,
and the grossest that I've ever seen, anyway
please use crest
and if you use crest, it it the best, I promise you that
the gingivitis will die, and everything bad
I promise you that
I promise you that
I promise you that
you need crest
learn now, before you're too old
your teeth will soon go,
your gums rotten, and dentures I'm told,
feel so cold, please use crest.......
and if you use crest, it it the best, I promise you that
the gingivitis will die, and everything bad
I promise you that
I promise you that
I promise you that
you need crest
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Awesome! Funny and makes a good point too :) All 5s for you. I promise you that, promise you that, promise you that. You get 5s :)
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