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Song Parodies -> "Love Me Slender"
Original Song Title:
"Love Me Tender"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Elvis Presley
Parody Song Title:
"Love Me Slender"
Parody Written by:
Malcolm Higgins
The Lyrics
love me slender
love me thin
never let me grow
don't eat crap and don't eat sweets
or your figure goes
Love me slender
tcome a cow
or I'll make you shovel snow
or hook you to a plough
love me slender
in size twos
size four you can't fill
or I'll ration your food so..
you won't need "those pills"
love me slender,
don't be a bear
hairy fat with grease
do not grow above your size
to smelly and obese
love me slender
in size twos
size four you can't fill
or I'll ration your food so..
you won't need "those pills"
(When at last my dreams come true
Darling, this I know
Happiness will follow you
Everywhere you go)
love me thin
never let me grow
don't eat crap and don't eat sweets
or your figure goes
Love me slender
tcome a cow
or I'll make you shovel snow
or hook you to a plough
love me slender
in size twos
size four you can't fill
or I'll ration your food so..
you won't need "those pills"
love me slender,
don't be a bear
hairy fat with grease
do not grow above your size
to smelly and obese
love me slender
in size twos
size four you can't fill
or I'll ration your food so..
you won't need "those pills"
(When at last my dreams come true
Darling, this I know
Happiness will follow you
Everywhere you go)
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Sir Malcolm, please never try to ration Tatiana's meals!
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