is there any person going to listen to this story
'bout a rodent that I killed today
twas the kind of rodent that you shoot up really gory
and the chipmunk's next, the price to pay
ah squirrel
squirrel

when I think of all the nuts he stole that little thiever
that was when I knew he had to die
and I fed his ass to my pet dog, my black retriever
made the rest into a meaty pie
ahh squirrel
ahh squirrel

I would always yell "Hey put those down!"
he stopped right there that fool
got him in the sights real good
dropped him by that tree of wood
it's coolooh ooh ooh
squirrel
squirrel

was he told when he was young that he would eat a bullet
did he understand it when I said
if you take another nut it will be proven foolish
now that little bugger lays there dead
ahh squirrel
squirrel