I hear Nowak is on the way
a lunatic, I think, I say
what she intends, she straps on depends, and left
thin air lunatic is all, I guess

the lunatic don't want to stop
the lunatic then met a cop
the smell that wafted out from down inside that car
and she could have still peed more

I'm glad she had her breakdown right now, this soon
and now she says she's sorry, even still
she'd kill her rival, and keep room for only two
you see, this, is the dark side of the loon

what she percieved was all a ruse
if he don't like you, well... what's the use?
you raise the stakes, you lose the game
now just sit there 'till you are sane

we'll lock the door
and throw away the key
there's love for you but not at NASA see?

and now the joke bursts, all we ever hear
leno and letterman revere
so if the situation, clears itself real soon
we've still all seen the dark side of this loon