I went out drinkin with a postman,
but first we had some crack
bright and early next morning,
neither one came back,
we told our women
"we're on a bender, leave us alone,
forget our number, no cell phones
we drank a barrel, and fell down flat
I puked my guts out, and my buddy just poured it back

I heard we wore a lampshade,
and had a thousand pees
and when I checked the next morning,
I found I'd peed on me
we told our women
"we're on a bender, leave us alone,
forget our number, no cell phones
we drank a barrel, and fell down flat
I puked my guts out, and my buddy just poured it back

next time I'm going drinkin myself
so I will understand
and I'll come back before the next day
and she will understand,
we've got to do it,
"we're on a bender, leave us alone,
forget our number, no cell phones