sun's up, mm hmm looks okay,
my porch survives another campaign day,
and I'm thinkin bout eternity,
some kinda lefty got a hold on me

had another dream about lefties at the door,
werent half as ugly as the ones before,
but I'm thinkin how they pester me
they gonna pester me they gotta go from me

walk round my trees, they come in twos,
break them both in half, it's what I swear I'm gonna do
as they tell about a lieberman
gonna pester me, they gotta go from here
if I like a cow I guess it smells so sweet,
campaign materials feed them to my sheep,
and they're talkin about eternity
they gonna pester me

and I'm wonderin where the liars are
wonderin where the liars are
wonderin where the liars are
wonderin where the liars are
wonderin where the liars are
wonderin where the liars are

he liars arehuge big tax grabs, the cash they gonna take,
thousand year old company now in real bad shape
and they talkin about economy
they're on ecstasy,
young left coming, foreheads shining in the sun
heads are interchangeable with their collective bums
and they're talkin bout eternity
I think they're on ecstasy too..

and I'm wonderin where the liars are
wonderin where the liars are
wonderin where the liars are
wonderin where the liars are
wonderin where the liars are
wonderin where the liars are

people on the trail are lefty and they're smokin hay
and I slammed the dor on em and sent them both away
and I'm thinkin how they pester me
and they're on ecstasy..but I'm g.o.p

and I'm wonderin where the liars are
wonderin where the liars are
wonderin where the liars are
wonderin where the liars are
wonderin where the liars are
wonderin where the liars are