Song Parodies -> "I Just Help Myself"

Original Song Title:

"I Can't Help Myself"

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Original Performer:

"I Just Help Myself"

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The Lyrics

sugarpies, honeycrunch,
things thast I eat too,
I just help myself
a buffet is like nothing else

cleaning off my plate
back and forth I go
filling up my enormous behind
I've fed it a thousand times

ginger snaps and fingers
are chocolates that you buy
and they're yummy good too
I lied to you baby
yeah, I ate all the food, ooh sugar

sugarpies, honeycrunch,
donuts my favourite two..
I just help myself
I eat more than enough for two
wanna get back to the table,
eat up all my food
and I've tried
but everytime I see my plate
I gotta stuff it inside

what's that flavour's name, girl?
it tastes the same, yearning in my heart
appetizers start
my appetite's renewed
bring my mountain dew

sugarpies, honeycrunch,
things thast I eat too,
I just help myself
a buffet is like nothing else

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