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Song Parodies -> "Crack To You ( The Stripper's V.I.P Song)"

Original Song Title:

"Back To You"

Original Performer:

Bryan Adams

Parody Song Title:

"Crack To You ( The Stripper's V.I.P Song)"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

It's been brown, it's been shaved,
it's been bad, and well behaved
it's been flossed, had s.t.d's
viral drugs, all help to be
then I saw you, as my strip was through,
and I knew what I would do
I'd show my crack to you

like a star, I part the lips and do the motion
and then you try to take me home, back with you
but if it wasn't for this bar? I'd be hooking in a car,
and if that day is coming soon, I'll show my crack to you

when I'm alone I will not show it,
that's just a cold sore, don'tcha know it?
you let me do what I needed to
you had cash when I had so few
might have let you down, could have messed you around
now bend down for a view
nice guy, I'll show my crack to you

I'll show my crack to you
I'll show my crack to you
I'll show my crack to you
I'll show my crack to you
I'll get it out real soon
yeah thank me crack for you

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