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Song Parodies -> "Sendin' All The Jets"

Original Song Title:

"Benny And The Jets"

Original Performer:

Elton John

Parody Song Title:

"Sendin' All The Jets"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

hey kids, keep it loose together,
lets drop some bombs and stuff and really try to make it better,
we'll kill off old saddam tonight so stick around
you're gonna hear electric shooting, when the stuff hits the ground

say, candy and ronny, have you seen the French,
oh man they so spaced out,
s-s-s-s-s-send in all the jets
oh and those queers think they're wonderful,
Chirac he thinks he really keen,
they got no desert boots, no fightin suits,
you know I read it in a magazine oh..
just keep sendin in the jets

hey kids, plug into the faithless,
maybe they're so blind,
and paris makes them gutless,
we shall survive, let us stand up straight and tall
where we find iraqis out in the streets
to show them that they were wrong

send in

send in

send in

send in all the jets

send in

send in

send em send em send em send em

send in all the jets

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