Billy thinks you're a t.v
your buns of steel's enough for me
Bill thinks you are a T.V
So say he's wrong, and you're for me
then he wondered a little more
parodies written more and more
gender issues that you tried to deny
that's how rumours begin to fly

now you thinking bout coming out
maybe get some help, get Bill some drugs
but I know it, the truth is out,
maybe that will help, Bills all messed up
there's the florios confused and sore
please oh Mer, don't tease Bill no more
speculation still of what you're about
it don't matter now, it's all washed out

I wake up in the middle of the night
Mer is left, and Pips to the right
viagra makes a good thing last
did you both so good, so fast

of Mer I can dream
Of Mer I can dream

don't know when things went wrong
why does Billy think you have dongs?
don't know when things went wrong
why does Billy think you have dongs
there's the florios confused and sore
please oh Mer, don't tease Bill no more
speculation still of what you're about
it don't matter now, it's all washed out


don't know when things went wrong
why does Billy think you have dongs?
of Mer I can dream
don't know when things went wrong
why does Billy think you have dongs?
of Mer I can dream