he will hide and he will say,
that he'll fight this every day, his guys are ready
but you know iraqi words,
are as useful as a turd, so keep it steady

he's a weiner, whoa whoa whoa he's a weiner
talkin about a a little weiner, and saddam, he is mine

well he uses mustard gas, and saddam can kiss my *ss
he's out of power
and he really blows my mind, when I smelled him and I find,
he doesn't shower

he's a weiner, whoa whoa whoa he's a weiner
talkin about a a little weiner, and saddam, he is mine

well his elite and special guards
are much better playin cards
than they are fightin,
all their weapons are so neat
when they and they retreat
avoiding fightin'

he's a weiner, whoa whoa whoa he's a weiner
talkin about a a little weiner, and saddam, he is mine

it's the mother of all lies,
when he talks about his guys,
a bunch of sissies
and they all should now confess,
that they like to wear a dress,
and share their kisses

he's a weiner, whoa whoa whoa he's a weiner
talkin about a a little weiner, and saddam, he is mine