Song Parodies -> Thirty Days To Die (the Flesh Eating Song)
| Original Song Title: | "Bette Davis Eyes" |
| Original Performer: | Kim Carnes |
| Parody Song Title: | "Thirty Days To Die (the Flesh Eating Song)" |
| Parody Written by: | Malcolm Higgins |
her hair is looking old.. her lips gone.. no surprise..
her feet are dead and cold.. she's got thirty days to die
they put the drugs inside her.. fasciitis lives twice
a morphed narcotic glow.. she's got thirty days to die..
her intestines, are all missing,
she's got no face left for kissing.
it's atrocious, but they know just what it takes to fix the problem.
she just seen the skin fall off her thighs, she's got
thirty days to die...
they'll let her go on home she'll be smaller by night
she falls right in the throne she's go thirty days to die
they took a gamble on her.. vancomycin worked nice
now she's just a goner she's got thirty days to die..
this exposure, needs closure,
no one nearby even knows her
it's atrocious, but they know just what it takes to fix the problem.
she just seen the skin fall off her thighs, she's got
thirty days to die...
now she's bleeding, needs a feeding,
still got ears, to talk, it's whet she's needing
it's atrocious, but they know just what it takes to fix the problem.
she just seen the skin fall off her thighs, she's got
thirty days to die...
her feet are dead and cold.. she's got thirty days to die
they put the drugs inside her.. fasciitis lives twice
a morphed narcotic glow.. she's got thirty days to die..
her intestines, are all missing,
she's got no face left for kissing.
it's atrocious, but they know just what it takes to fix the problem.
she just seen the skin fall off her thighs, she's got
thirty days to die...
they'll let her go on home she'll be smaller by night
she falls right in the throne she's go thirty days to die
they took a gamble on her.. vancomycin worked nice
now she's just a goner she's got thirty days to die..
this exposure, needs closure,
no one nearby even knows her
it's atrocious, but they know just what it takes to fix the problem.
she just seen the skin fall off her thighs, she's got
thirty days to die...
now she's bleeding, needs a feeding,
still got ears, to talk, it's whet she's needing
it's atrocious, but they know just what it takes to fix the problem.
she just seen the skin fall off her thighs, she's got
thirty days to die...
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Pardon me, Malc, but this is not a 70s song. It's from the 80s. You know, I think you should file everything under miscellany from now on. Btw, I vote 5's on this. It's hilarious.
i found it way funny too but it looks like maybe you upset someone who has the disease
If I did, they won't be around too long to vote ones on the next flesh eating parody
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