goin steady, in a leather bar,
yeah that's where they go,
with lip handlebars,
and it's all right

(all right)

they got the itch in their exit hole
they're gone like the wind,
all the rules are broke tonight
(and that's all night)

said they've been meant for this
since they been born
no closets now, they're out, they're queer
it's just the calm before the storm

this must be just like wedding two pairs of guys
now take this man, and go home

really screwy now, for cryin out loud,
they got all the guy moves
they may just beat themselves out nightly,
and that's all right you see...

no party favours, baby give them cash
they'll spend it later, if this romance lasts
that's it that's it

some folks say easy come, is easy go
(and some folks say)
two guys is too much for me
get back in there, and close it tight..

this must be just like wedding two pairs of guys
now take this man, and go home

this must be just like wedding two pairs of guys
now take this man, and go home