when I look down at you my baby
I use my eyes, yes two, my baby
it must be hard for you, but maybe
I need my glasses, but you need just one

each night before you go to bed my baby
as you look in the mirror you see, my baby
I'll tell the stars up above
this is dedicated to the one eyed lug

I could be satisfied knowing you see me
and there's one thing I want you to do especially for me
a fun thing that everybody needs

when I'm acting like a dope my baby
see me through your periscope my baby
just wink your eye at me my baby
I need my glasses, but you need just one

and there's one thing I want you to do especially for me
a fun thing that everybody needs

dedicated to the one eyed lug