On the first part of the journey,
we are goin to change his life
there are wells, and dunes and lots of sand,
there was even his ugly wife

the first thing we sent was a daisy to cut
through the sky from above
the heat that its got
makes the ground go dry
but the air is full of sound

you see I've looked through the desert for an ass named Hussein
as our bombs came down like rain
in the desert, they all look like Hussein
and there aint no one with a different name

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

after two days, in the desert war, the iraqis began to turn red
after three days in the desert fun,
I saw three soldiers all jmissing their heads
and the story they told was saddam of old,
and made me sad he wasnt dead

you see I've looked through the desert for an ass named Hussein
as our bombs came down like rain
in the desert, they all look like Hussein
and there aint no one with a different name

after nine days, we found some refugees,
cause the desert storm had come
they were holding their arms way up in the air,
like the French when the war had begun

the french they are a people with no brain and no spine,
and they love to play at both ends
but remember this song, because we won't get along,
we are the willing, and you're no friend,

you see I've looked through the desert for an ass named Hussein
as our bombs came down like rain
in the desert, they all look like Hussein
and there aint no one with a different name

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha