I was alone, I had to pee,
I didn't think I was alone there
I heard the grunts, I heard the groans,
I took a little look inside there
ooh then I suddenly seen them
ooh how I wish I had been them
every single day of my life

they didn't run, they didn't hide
it was so fine to see that long hair
what I could see was only one,there was a little sixty nine there
ooh then It suddenly hit them
all the papers would get them
make them pose for playboy, that's all right
got to get them into my life!

what could I do? what could I say
I wanted desperately to hold one
but I was male, and I would fail,
they liked the fur, or so I'm told, son
ooh then It suddenly hit them
all the papers would get them
make them pose for playboy, that's all right
got to get them into my life!