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Song Parodies -> "Michael, Now A Leftie Whore (the Michael Moore Song)"
Original Song Title:
"Michael Row The Boat Ashore"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"Michael, Now A Leftie Whore (the Michael Moore Song)"
Parody Written by:
Malcolm Higgins
The Lyrics
michael, you're a leftie whore, from fallujah,
michael, now a leftie whore from fallujah
the point you missed it, you leftie whore I just bood ya
yeah you missed it, you tubby moore, I just bood ya
Michael eat two pizzas more, keep expanding
michael, eat two pizzas more, stop grandstanding
michael, you're a leftie whore, from fallujah,
michael, now a leftie whore from fallujah
michael, now a leftie whore from fallujah
the point you missed it, you leftie whore I just bood ya
yeah you missed it, you tubby moore, I just bood ya
Michael eat two pizzas more, keep expanding
michael, eat two pizzas more, stop grandstanding
michael, you're a leftie whore, from fallujah,
michael, now a leftie whore from fallujah
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Malcolm, pretty sure I don't like Bush (et al) as much as you, but then, I dislike Kerry, too. But this parody was LOL FUNNY! 5s.
'leftie whore' doesn't seem to make much sense
"from fallujah" is an unnecessary rhyme for "alleluia" from the original song, but makes no sense
the insults are fine, but not very cleverly delivered.
"from fallujah" is an unnecessary rhyme for "alleluia" from the original song, but makes no sense
the insults are fine, but not very cleverly delivered.
I do not appreciate your mocking of my incredibly enormous talent. Yeah, that's right, incredibly enormous. I am smarter than Bush anyways. Bush is so dumb, plus he came up with evil genius plots. He is a dumb evil genius. And you are probably Osama Bin Laden. Anyone who finds fault with me is probably Osama Bin Laden. I think I am going to write a bad movie about you and about how you are Osama Bin Laden.
If he goes on a diet will he be Michael Less?
He is one NOW? I thought he always was...? ;-)
A person who expresses what he feels is not a whore. Whether one agrees or disagrees with Moore, he's unquestionably not a whore.
That's right, Danny. He's not a whore. He's a frickin' huge s'more.
Michael Moore is the third head we never had ...... *sniff* ...... Fire-up the Infinite Improbability Drive, Ford, so Michael Moore and George W. Bush can move to Massachusetts and get married!
Whatever Moore's faults as a filmmaker or polemicist (and they are considerable), he certainly doesn't resort to lumping all conservatives together, dismissing them as 'righties' and labeling them "whores". Besides which, however biased and careless his filmmaking, he is not an elected official, and what he does is no violation of public responsibility. That aside, this parody's third-grade-level commentary, not unjustifiable in a parody, is presented in a thoroughly uncreative and unclever fashion. And "from Fallujah"? What the hell is that? (Yes, I know where Fallujah is, thank you.)
Whatever Moore's faults as a firm-maker or pole-rammer-ist (and they are considerable), he certainly doesn't resort to humping all conservatives in leather, pisskissing them as 'tighties' and labialing them "whores". Besides which, however bi-assed and hair-less his firm-making, he is not an erected official, and what he does is no violation of pubic responsibility. That aside, this parody's first-rate-level commentary, not un-lustifiable in a parody, is presented in a thoroughly pun-creative and pun-clever fashion. And "from Ballscrewjock"? What the smell is that? (Yes, I know how to Ballscrewjock, thank you.)
The only reason I can think of to vote for Bush is that, otherwise, Michael Moore and Howard Stern will spend the rest of their lives crowing about how THEY did it -- not John Kerry or, God forbid we credit them, the voters. And you know what? I can live with that. A Bush victory? A lot of people will die with that. And I'm not just talking about innocent people on death row in Georgie's Texas and Jeb's Florida.
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