Song Parodies ->Authors -> Rick Duncan
I'm Rick Duncan, musician, songwriter, arranger and parody writer, probably in that order. I play guitar, piano, bass, banjo, mandolin and dulcimer, in any order.
I started writing humorous songs when Dr. Demento was big in L.A. back in the late 70's. I made a couple records that got a little airplay on his show (The Voyeur, The Flasher) and even auditioned as a bass player for Weird Al when he was starting out.
I belonged to some strange bands, the most prominent being Pecurka, playing ethnic folk dance music, where I learned that not all music has to be in 4/4 or 3/4 . I produced their second album "Mushrooms".
I later produced and played on an album by Bill Bandon, an 82 year old banjoist that could play classical, country and dixieland jazz with equal ease. This taught me that you can play any kind of music on anything.
I went on to produce albums for other people, covering an array of styles such as Christian, children's music, pop, rock, country and folk.
I produced an album for Doris Williams, of Celtic and lute music. That is my most recent project, but I hope to do more in the near future
I have written over 300 original songs, mostly in a humorous or sarcastic vein, classical pieces, 200 or so poems, comedy bits and stories.
Writing parodies is a sideline. Starting as a kid with "There was a Beatle played the drums and Ringo was his name-o", I went on years later to parody all the beatles songs. I'm also a big fan of the Who, Yes, CSN, and Gentle Giant. And of course Yankovic, Lehrer, Sherman, MAD magazine, and P.D.Q Bach.
I wrote an entire parody of the movie, "The Wizard of Oz" where Snorothy goes on a quest with 3 idiots looking for "Sex, Drugs, and Rock and Roll". I also parodied the Gilbert and Sullivan operetta, "The H.M.S. Pinafore", where I relocated the crew from a ship to a bar. (Find the pun?)
I now live in San Jose, where I continue to write and compose, with the occasional parody thrown in (or out?)
I love this site, and I hope it continues after we’re all retired.
Song Parodies -> Lyrics
P stands for Pacing, F stands for How Funny, and O is for Overall Score.
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| Parody Title | Original Title | Performer | Submitted | P | F | O | H |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Blowin' Once Again | Blowin' in the Wind | Bob Dylan | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 197 | |
| Blow By You | Blue Bayou | Roy Orbison | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 151 | |
| Dames Without Brassiers | Games Without Frontiers | Peter Gabriel | 4.8 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 149 | |
| Owner of a Lonely Dog | Owner of a Lonely Heart | Yes | No Votes | 196 | |||
| Walkin' into Sea World | Rockin' in the Free World | Neil Young | 3.5 | 3.5 | 3.5 | 138 | |
| Moronica | Veronica | Elvis Costello/Paul McCartney | 5.0 | 4.0 | 5.0 | 132 | |
| We Didn't Quite Retire | We Didn't Light the Fire | Billy Joel | 4.0 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 202 | |
| My Renovation | My Generation | The Who | No Votes | 155 | |||
| Already Blonde | Already Gone | Eagles | 4.7 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 172 | |
| Gross to You | Close to You | The Carpenters | 5.0 | 3.0 | 4.0 | 141 | |
| Every Dish You Make | Every Breath You Take | The Police | 2.8 | 2.2 | 2.4 | 146 | |
| Downtown L.A. | Downtown | Petula Clark | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 132 | |
| Canned Stew and I | And You and I | Yes | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 186 | |
| Bye Bi Love | Bye Bye Love | Everly Brothers | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 138 | |
| I am a Jock | I am a Rock | Paul Simon | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 124 | |
| Wintertime Blues | Summertime Blues | Eddie Cochran | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 7536 | |
| Till There Was Brew | Till There Was You | Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 124 | |
| A British Bar | A British Tar | Gilbert and Sullivan | 5.0 | 4.8 | 4.2 | 887 | |
| Duet Parody (Likewise) | Duet (Captain and Buttercup) | Gilbert and Sullivan | No Votes | 282 | |||
| Armorall City | Emerald City | Cast of 'Oz' (Harold Arlen) | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 142 | |
| Farewell My Ale | Farewell My Own | Gilbert and Sullivan | 1.0 | 1.0 | 1.0 | 285 | |
| I am the Captain of the Punafore | I am the Captain of the Pinafore | Gilbert and Sullivan | 4.0 | 4.4 | 4.2 | 393 | |
| I'm Called Little Gutterbutt | I'm Called Little Buttercup | Gilbert and Sullivan | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 289 | |
| If I Only Had a Rod | If I Only Had a Brain | Cast of 'Oz' (Harold Arlen) | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 153 | |
| If I Only Had Some Pot | If I Only Had a Heart | Cast of 'Oz' (Harold Arlen) | 4.3 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 174 | |
| If I Only Had the Chops | If I Only Had the Nerve | Cast of 'Oz' (Harold Arlen) | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 119 | |
| Armorall City | King of the Forest | Cast of 'Oz' (Harold Arlen) | No Votes | 113 | |||
| Never Mind the Rye or Whiskey | Never Mind the Why or Wherefore | Gilbert and Sullivan | No Votes | 293 | |||
| Off to See the Doctor | Off to See the Wizard | Cast of 'Oz' (Harold Arlen) | 4.0 | 2.0 | 2.0 | 169 | |
| In the Punafore (reprise) | On the Pinafore (reprise) | Gilbert and Sullivan | No Votes | 232 | |||
| In the Punafore We Hail | On the Pinafore We Sail | Gilbert and Sullivan | No Votes | 271 | |||
| Someday | Over the Rainbow | Judy Garland | No Votes | 136 | |||
| Punafore Finale | Pinafore Finale | Gilbert and Sullivan | 2.0 | 2.0 | 2.0 | 241 | |
| Sir Hoseoff's Song | Sir Joseph's Song | Gilbert and Sullivan | No Votes | 243 | |||
| Sorry the Sot | Sorry the Lot | Gilbert and Sullivan | No Votes | 238 | |||
| When I was a Bum | When I was a Lad | Gilbert and Sullivan | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 259 | |
| Gilligan's Sleepland | Gilligan's Island | T.V. | 4.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 242 | |
| Cremation | Green Acres | Eddie Albert/Eva Gabor | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 158 | |
| Wasted On the Stage | Wasted On the Way | Crosby, Stills & Nash | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 98 | |
| I'm an Old Geezer | I'm a Believer | Monkees | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 209 | |
| Woodstock Revisited | Woodstock | Joni Mitchell | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 125 | |
| Skipped Cristmas | White Christmas | Irving Berlin | 3.5 | 3.2 | 3.2 | 323 | |
| Camel Toe Woman | Evil Woman | ELO | 2.5 | 2.8 | 2.8 | 812 | |
| I Loathe L.A. | I Love L.A. | Randy Newman | 3.8 | 3.2 | 3.5 | 438 | |
| You Won't Feed Me | You Won't See Me | Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 127 | |
| Fuse Box | Squeeze Box | Who | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 171 | |
| Peeing fot the Benefit of Mr. Grupp | Being for the Benefit of Mr. Kite | Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 147 | |
| Car Phones I Love | Can't Buy Me Love | Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 134 | |
| Dumb Together | Come Together | Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 152 | |
| Eight Ways a Geek | Eight Days a Week | Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 142 | |
| Sellin' a Product | Eleanor Rigby | Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 131 | |
| Bore You Blues | For You Blues | Beatles | 4.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 116 | |
| Red Onion | Glass Onion | Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 132 | |
| Boulder Holder | Helter Skelter | Beatles | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 288 | |
| I'm Down (and sad, too) | I'm Down | Beatles | No Votes | 113 | |||
| I'm Crappy When I Dance With You | I'm Happy Just to Dance With You | Beatles | No Votes | 101 | |||
| Maxine's Silver Helper | Maxwell's Silver Hammer | Beatles | 4.2 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 179 | |
| Pac Bell (now SBC) | Michelle | Beatles | 5.0 | 4.0 | 5.0 | 140 | |
| Old Brown Doo | Old Brown Shoe | Beatles | No Votes | 100 | |||
| Jenny Craig | Penny Lane | Beatles | 4.8 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 162 | |
| Ciggies | Piggies | Beatles | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 114 | |
| De-evolution Number 9 | Revolution Number 9 | Beatles | 4.0 | 5.0 | 4.0 | 115 | |
| She's Staying Home | She's Leaving Home | Beatles | No Votes | 112 | |||
| Hunting | Something | Beatles | 3.8 | 3.8 | 3.8 | 129 | |
| Cranberry Sauce Forever | Strawberry Fields Forever | Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 163 | |
| Chung King | Sun King | Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 122 | |
| The Salad of John and Yoko | The Ballad of John and Yoko | Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 135 | |
| What Blows On | What Goes On | Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 95 | |
| Illegal Submachine | Yellow Submarine | Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 145 | |
| You Can't Pay That | You Can't Do That | Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 97 | |
| Eat Like a Bird | Free as a Bird | Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 136 | |
| And I Love Fur | And I Love Her | The Beatles | 3.4 | 3.8 | 4.0 | 282 | |
| Every Litter Thing | Every Little Thing | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 118 | |
| Fixing a Mole | Fixing a Hole | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 110 | |
| A Blow Gun | For No One | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 99 | |
| Getting Butter | Getting Better | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 111 | |
| Hurl | Girl | The Beatles | 5.0 | 4.5 | 5.0 | 108 | |
| Her Majesty (Again) | Her Majesty | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 118 | |
| Here, There and Everywhere is a Starbucks | Her, There, and Everywhere | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 107 | |
| Hey, You've Gotten Wider Than the Bay | Hey, Youve Got to Hide Your Love Away | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 115 | |
| I'm On the Wrong Bus | I Am the Walrus | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 121 | |
| I Don't Want to Soil the Potty | I Don't Want to Spoil the Party | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 110 | |
| I Spill | I Will | The Beatles | No Votes | 104 | |||
| I Swallowed the Gum | I'll Follow the Sun | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 107 | |
| I'll Bet You | I'll Get You | The Beatles | 5.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 105 | |
| Bath Oil Beads | Let it Be | The Beatles | 4.7 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 126 | |
| History | Misery | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 160 | |
| No Three-ply | No Reply | The Beatles | 5.0 | 4.7 | 4.9 | 111 | |
| Deliver Me a Valentine | One After 909 | The Beatles | 3.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 104 | |
| Only a Boring Song | Only a Northern Song | The Beatles | No Votes | 276 | |||
| Drain | Rain | The Beatles | No Votes | 97 | |||
| The Fool with No Skill | The Fool on the Hill | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 112 | |
| Jewish Gus | Two of Us | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 121 | |
| Your Mother Should Go | Your Mother Should Know | The Beatles | No Votes | 106 | |||
| Meal Love | Real Love | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 101 | |
| You Don't Need to Shove | All You Need is Love | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 124 | |
| Baby is Black | Baby's in Black | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 115 | |
| Blackboard | Blackbird | The Beatles | No Votes | 116 | |||
| Blue Gray Whale | Blue Jay Way | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 94 | |
| Cry Baby Really Cry | Cry Baby Cry | The Beatles | No Votes | 110 | |||
| Don't Mother me | Don't Bother Me | The Beatles | No Votes | 102 | |||
| Mrs. Bobbit | Dr. Robert | The Beatles | 3.0 | 4.0 | 2.0 | 185 | |
| I Should Have Known the Letter | I Should Have Known Better | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 97 | |
| If I Sell | If I Fell | The Beatles | No Votes | 100 | |||
| Silicone Pam | Polythene Pam | The Beatles | No Votes | 108 | |||
| Saudi Trouble | Savoy Truffle | The Beatles | No Votes | 95 | |||
| She Bugs You | She Loves You | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 130 | |
| The Continuing Gory of Pincushion Joel | The Continuing Story of Bungalo Bill | The Beatles | No Votes | 93 | |||
| Now I'm Sixty-four | When I'm Sixty-four | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 133 | |
| While My Old Car Slowly Creeps | While My Guitar Gently Weeps | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 105 | |
| Why Don't We Tow It From the Road? | Why Don't We Do It in the Road? | The Beatles | No Votes | 97 | |||
| All My Laundry | All My Loving | The Beatles | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 151 | |
| All the Weather Now | All Together Now | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 105 | |
| Because (I Said) | Because | The Beatles | No Votes | 113 | |||
| Bathday | Birthday | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 139 | |
| Dear Students | Dear Prudence | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 120 | |
| Really Dig a Pony | Dig a Pony | The Beatles | No Votes | 102 | |||
| Don't Let Me Drown | Don't Let Me Down | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 112 | |
| Got Flack | Get Back | The Beatles | No Votes | 102 | |||
| Hype | Help | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 120 | |
| Hold, I'm On | Hold Me Tight | The Beatles | No Votes | 92 | |||
| Hymie Klein | I Me Mine | The Beatles | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 100 | |
| Lady Morona | Lady Madonna | The Beatles | No Votes | 104 | |||
| No-Hair Man | Nowhere Man | The Beatles | No Votes | 111 | |||
| Ricky the Goon | Rocky Raccoon | The Beatles | No Votes | 112 | |||
| Ozzy Osbourne | Sexy Sadie | The Beatles | No Votes | 106 | |||
| He Came in Through the Bedroom Window | She Came in Through the Bathroom Window | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 371 | |
| The Flight Before | The Night Before | The Beatles | No Votes | 100 | |||
| Yer Moos | Yer Blues | The Beatles | No Votes | 98 | |||
| Yes It Will | Yes It Is | The Beatles | No Votes | 95 | |||
| Scrambled Eggs | Yesterday | The Beatles | No Votes | 114 | |||
| You Know I'm Lame (But You Are Dumber) | You Know My Name(Look Up the Number) | The Beatles | 1.5 | 1.0 | 1.0 | 110 | |
| A Hard Knight's Day | A Hard Day's Night | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 152 | |
| I Have Got The Flu | All I've Got to Do | The Beatles | No Votes | 125 | |||
| And Your Chords Don't Sing | And Your Bird Can Sing | The Beatles | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 448 | |
| Any Crime at All | Any Time at All | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 112 | |
| Scariest Date | Carry That Weight | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 105 | |
| Gay Stripper | Day Tripper | The Beatles | 4.3 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 179 | |
| Do You Want to Blow a Secret? | Do You Want to Know a Secret? | The Beatles | No Votes | 113 | |||
| From Me to You (Doner Version) | From Me to You | The Beatles | No Votes | 102 | |||
| Happiness is a Good Dump | Happiness is a Warm Gun | The Beatles | 4.7 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 143 | |
| There Goes a Bum | Here Comes the Sun | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 111 | |
| Fabled Hog | Hey, Bulldog | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 111 | |
| I'm a Boozer | I'm a Loser | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 87 | |
| Bullets in the Sky on Highland | Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 111 | |
| With a Little Hell From My Friends | With a Little Help From My Friends | The Beatles | No Votes | 246 | |||
| I Haunt You (I'm So Deadly) | I Want You (She's So Heavy) | The Beatles | 2.5 | 2.0 | 2.0 | 100 | |
| I Want to Sell You | I Want to Tell You | The Beatles | 4.0 | 3.5 | 4.0 | 94 | |
| I've Just Been Disgraced | I've Just Seen a Face | The Beatles | 5.0 | 4.5 | 5.0 | 106 | |
| A Guy's Life | In My LIfe | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 98 | |
| Duel Ya | Julia | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 92 | |
| Kitchen Tile | Little Child | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 105 | |
| Love My Dough | Love Me Do | The Beatles | 1.0 | 5.0 | 3.0 | 108 | |
| Martians Out There | Martha My Dear | The Beatles | No Votes | 152 | |||
| Clean Duster Buster | Mean Mr. Mustard | The Beatles | 1.0 | 2.0 | 3.0 | 168 | |
| Not a Second Line | Not a Second Time | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 95 | |
| The Real End | The End | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 98 | |
| There's a Better Place | There's a Place | The Beatles | No Votes | 108 | |||
| Bopping Heads Today | Things We Said Today | The Beatles | No Votes | 113 | |||
| Tomorrow T.V. Blows | Tomorrow Never Knows | The Beatles | No Votes | 101 | |||
| You Shouldn't Choose That Girl | You're Going to Lose That Girl | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 91 | |
| Maybe You're A Bitch, Man | Baby, You're a Rich Man | The Beatles | 5.0 | 3.0 | 3.7 | 136 | |
| Funny Guy | Honey Pie | The Beatles | 1.0 | 1.0 | 1.0 | 97 | |
| I Got Fined | I Feel FIne | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 101 | |
| I Saw the Brand Name There | I Saw Her Standing There | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 102 | |
| I Want a One Night Stand | I Want to Hold Your Hand | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 120 | |
| I'm Looking Through You (Literally) | I'm Looking Through You | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 106 | |
| I'm Only Sleeping | I'm Only Peeping | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 109 | |
| Lovely Lita, Legal Aide | Lovely Rita | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 106 | |
| Pay-per-View Watcher | Paperback Writer | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 101 | |
| Please Freeze Me | Please Please Me | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 105 | |
| Evolution | Revolution | The Beatles | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 116 | |
| Dr. Pepper's Rock and Roll Band Club (Reprise) | Sgt.Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band (Reprise) | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 102 | |
| Dr. Pepper's Rock and Roll Band Club | Sgt.Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 124 | |
| He Said He Said | She Said She Said | The Beatles | No Votes | 100 | |||
| Trashman | Taxman | The Beatles | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 98 | |
| Tell You What I See | Tell Me What You See | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 99 | |
| Spank You, Girl | Thank You, Girl | The Beatles | 4.2 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 125 | |
| We Long For Abbey Road | The Long and Winding Road | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 101 | |
| The Weird | The Word | The Beatles | No Votes | 91 | |||
| Picket Outside | Ticket to Ride | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 97 | |
| Weight | Wait | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 106 | |
| When I Went Homo | When I Get Home | The Beatles | No Votes | 97 | |||
| A Mother's Girl | Another Girl | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 104 | |
| Stuck In a UFFO | Back In the USSR | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 104 | |
| Wash My Car | Drive My Car | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 135 | |
| Barney Gumble | Golden Slumbers | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 170 | |
| Hood Night | Good Night | The Beatles | No Votes | 103 | |||
| Hey Food | Hey Jude | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 147 | |
| I'll Be Stacked | I'll Be Back | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 91 | |
| Magical Mystery Meat | Magical Mystery Tour | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 196 | |
| Oh Quarreling | Oh Darling | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 98 | |
| Baby Coach Riley | Baba O'Riley | The Who | No Votes | 150 | |||
| Don't Gas Me, Guy | Don't Pass Me By | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 95 | |
| To-may-toe, to-mah-toe | Ob-la-di, Ob-la-da | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 108 | |
| J.D. I Love You | P.S. I Love You | The Beatles | No Votes | 123 | |||
| Run From the Knife | Run For Your Life | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 97 | |
| We Can Duke It Out | We Can Work It Out | The Beatles | No Votes | 100 | |||
| What You're Viewing | What You're Doing | The Beatles | No Votes | 90 | |||
| Go 'Way Sunshine | Good Day Sunshine | The Beatles | No Votes | 91 | |||
| I'm Called a Dame | I Call Your Name | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 97 | |
| I'll Buy Instead | I'll Cry Instead | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 98 | |
| It's Paul Too Much | It's All Too Much | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 99 | |
| It's Only Puns | It's Only Love | The Beatles | No Votes | 98 | |||
| Everybody's Got Anger Inside 'Cept for Me and This Honkey | Everybody's Got Something To Hide Except For Me and My Monkey | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 107 | |
| I've Got a Ceiling | I've Got a Feeling | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 97 | |
| Other Mates Are Fun | Mother Nature's Son | The Beatles | No Votes | 117 | |||
| Sourpuss's Jargon | Octopus's Garden | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 106 | |
| You Never Think I'm Too Funny | You Never Give me Your Money | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 119 | |
| Glove Guys Bleeding | Love Lies Bleeding | Elton John | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 102 | |
| Across-tic Universe | Across the Universe | The Beatles | 3.7 | 3.8 | 3.8 | 202 | |
| Getting a Tan | Getting In Tune | The Who | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 159 | |
| Normal Voice | Heart of Gold | Neil Young | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 122 | |
| Got To Get You Into a Life | Got Get You Into My Life | Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 113 | |
| I Wanna See Your Can | I Wanna Be Your Man | Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 98 | |
| He's a Bummer | She's a Woman | Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 102 | |
| Good Porno, Good Porno | Good Morning, Good Morning | Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 310 | |
| Flunky Monk Woman | Honkey Tonk Woman | Rolling stones | No Votes | 110 | |||
| We Ate Lots OF Sushi | Within You, Without You | Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 97 | |
| I Don't Like Sneezy | It Don't Come Easy | Ringo Starr | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 110 | |
| For Widest Girth | For What It's Worth | Buffalo Springfield | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 123 | |
| Hearing Goodbye | Hello Goodbye | Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 119 | |
| (No) Hound About | Roundabout | Yes | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 154 | |
| Both Rides, Now | Both Sides, Now | Joni Mitchell | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 119 | |
| This Guy Is Made of Wood | I'm Into Something Good | Hermans' Hermits | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 105 | |
| Oh, Is There Not One Normal Breast? | Oh, Is There Not One Maiden Breast? | Gilbert and Sullivan | 4.5 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 518 | |
| Favorite Strings | Favorite Things | Julie Andrews | 5.0 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 166 | |
| The Round of Violence | The Sound of Silence | Simon & Garfunkel | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 133 | |
| Boris the Spy, Sir | Boris the Spider | The Who | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 137 | |
| (O)live and Popeye | Live and Let Die | Paul McCartney | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 115 | |
| Thoroughly Hardened Art'ries | Thoroughly Modern Millie | Julie Andrews | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 118 | |
| It Won't Get Long | It' Won't Be Long | Beatles | 5.0 | 3.5 | 3.5 | 108 | |
| Ode to Gin, er Joy | Ode to Joy (from the 9th Symphony) | Schiller/Beethoven | 4.2 | 4.5 | 4.2 | 202 | |
| They're Coming To Take Them Away Ha-ha | They're Coming To Take Me Away Ha-ha | Napolean XIV | 4.5 | 4.8 | 4.7 | 1341 | |
| Play This Riff | Ramblin' Man | Allman Brothers | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 122 | |
| Mindy (and Friend) | Windy | The Association | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 150 | |
| This God Is My God | This Land Is My Land | Woody Guthrie | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 135 | |
| Sweat: Sistine Ceiling | Suite: Judy Blue Eyes | Crosby, Still & Nash | No Votes | 124 | |||
| Oliver Hardy | Oliver's Army | Elvis Costello | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 123 | |
| Wayne Slave | Greensleeves | Traditional | 4.7 | 5.0 | 4.7 | 119 | |
| I Block the Lane | I Walk the Line | Johnny Cash | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 144 | |
| You Bought It | You Got It | Roy Orbison | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 131 | |
| Our Hearse | Our House | CRosby, Stills& Nash | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 123 | |
| Beat Your Children | Teach Your Children | Crosby, Stills & Nash | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 167 | |
| Oh, India the Beautiful | America the Beautiful | Traditional | 4.8 | 4.5 | 4.8 | 140 | |
| How Do They Do It? (An Anal Exam Song) | How Do You Do It? | Gerry and the Pacemakers | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 180 | |
| Klause, Do the Hedge | Close To the Edge | Yes | 4.1 | 4.4 | 4.4 | 182 | |
| Moonpants | Moondance | Van Morrison | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 109 | |
| Yank and Diddle | Yankee Doodle | Traditional | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 111 | |
| The Chief and Smart | Your Cheatin' Heart | Hank Williams | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 114 | |
| Cover My Head | Over My Head | Fleetwood Mac | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 99 | |
| G-String Bikini | Daydream Believer | The Monkees | 3.0 | 1.0 | 1.0 | 143 | |
| Substance Toot | Substitute | The Who | No Votes | 140 | |||
| Mock-o Promo | Jocko Homo | Devo | 5.0 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 156 | |
| I Don't know Long Division | I Don't Know How To Love Him | Yvonne Elliman/J.C. Superstar | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 118 | |
| Contac | Normal American Boy (Excerpt) | Bye Bye Birdie cast | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 117 | |
| Petty Woman | Pretty Woman | Roy Orbison | 4.5 | 4.0 | 3.0 | 675 | |
| Target | Bargain | The Who | No Votes | 188 | |||
| SUV, Stupid Car | Jesus Christ, Superstar | Murray Head | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 145 | |
| Feet Don't Ail Me Now | Feet Don't Fail Me Now | Utopia | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 429 | |
| Rewind 'True Lies' | Behind Blue Eyes | The Who | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 171 | |
| Ballbusters | Ghostbusters | Ray Parker Jr | 4.7 | 4.3 | 4.7 | 154 | |
| Debt | Jet | Paul McCartney | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 115 | |
| Sing Like a Man (Now I Don't) | Walk Like a Man | Four Seasons | No Votes | 143 | |||
| Red Rubber Doll | Red Rubber Ball | The Cyrkle | 5.0 | 4.9 | 4.9 | 153 | |
| Crappy Jack | Happy Jack | The Who | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 157 | |
| Brown Luger | Brown Sugar | The Rolling Stones | 4.3 | 3.7 | 4.0 | 100 | |
| When Will I Be Fed? | When Will I Be Loved? | Linda Ronstadt | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 102 | |
| The Nutty Hymn of the Professor | The Battle Hymn of the Republic | Traditional | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 114 | |
| Sudden Loss | Southern Cross | Crosby Stills & Nash | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 115 | |
| JabbinRocky | Jabberwocky | Lewis Carroll | 4.7 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 109 | |
| Dunce of a Lifetime | Once in a Lifetime | Talking Heads | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 111 | |
| Go and Say G'day | Go and Say Goodbye | Buffalo Springfield | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 128 | |
| There's a Kind of Mush | There's a Kind of Hush | Herman's Hermits | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 107 | |
| Watchin' Hee Haw | Ride My See Saw | Moody Blues | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 686 | |
| When You're Dying to Bake | When You're Lying Awake | Gilbert and Sullivan/ Todd Rundgren | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 106 | |
| I Fought Your Ma | I Fought the Law | Bobby Fuller Four | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 120 | |
| Rocket Bowl Girls | Rock and Roll Girls | John Fogerty | No Votes | 121 | |||
| I Dunno | The Raven | Edgar Allan Poe | 4.1 | 4.4 | 4.4 | 321 | |
| This is the Song That Never Starts | This is the Song That Never Ends | Shari Lewis | 3.7 | 4.4 | 3.9 | 525 | |
| 'Bends' from Low Places | Friends in Low Places | Garth Brooks | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 189 | |
| Awaiting on a Stall | Awaiting on You All | George Harrison | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 107 | |
| I Wanna Be X-Rated | I Wanna Be Sedated | The Ramones | 5.0 | 3.0 | 4.0 | 124 | |
| Ban On the Gun | Band On the Run | Wings | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 192 | |
| As Steers Go By | As Tears Go By | Rolling Stones | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 109 | |
| They Just Call and Then They Slam You | I Just Called to Say I Love You | Stevie Wonder | 4.5 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 127 | |
| Let's Get Some Leather | Let's Get Together | Hayley Mills | 5.0 | 4.8 | 5.0 | 134 | |
| Rap, Disco, Pop | Snap, Crackle, Pop | Rice Krispies | No Votes | 361 | |||
| You're Sixteen (Uh-oh) | You're Sixteen | Johnny Burnette | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 141 | |
| Kinkade | Cocaine | Eric Clapton | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 122 | |
| Way Too Long, Long, Long | Long, Long, Long | Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 97 | |
| Johnnie's Hard On | Johnnie's Garden | Manasses | No Votes | 114 | |||
| I Only Have Ice For You | I Only Have Eyes For You | Flamingos/Garfunkle ('75) | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 118 | |
| The Waiter is Wide | The Water is Wide | Traditional | No Votes | 121 | |||
| Space Ship to Smallville | Last Train to Clarksville | Monkees | 2.7 | 3.7 | 3.0 | 159 | |
| KFC Theme Song | 'Superchicken' Theme Song | Jay Ward& Co | 5.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 739 | |
| Showers on Them All | Flowers on the Wall | Statler Brothers | No Votes | 129 | |||
| ImagN | Imagine | John Lennon | No Votes | 130 | |||
| Oh My Love (Gotta Go) | Oh My Love | John Lennon | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 104 | |
| Yappers | Flipper | TV Theme | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 163 | |
| I'm Tossing That Ciggie From the Window | How Much is That Doggie In the Window? | Patti Page | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 114 | |
| Con Man Wizard | Pinball Wizard | The Who | 5.0 | 3.0 | 3.5 | 171 | |
| Throw Me a 'J' | Show Me the Way | Peter Frampton | No Votes | 103 | |||
| Strong Enough (To Use the Can) | Strong Enough | Cheryl Crow | 4.7 | 4.3 | 4.4 | 158 | |
| Hear You Cuss | Magic Bus | The Who | 4.0 | 3.5 | 4.0 | 187 | |
| T.A.T.U. | Tattoo | The Who | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 153 | |
| As I Come Off Stage | As I Come Of Age | Stephen Stills (with Crosby and Nash) | No Votes | 107 | |||
| Sears In Heaven | Tears In Heaven | Eric Clapton | No Votes | 123 | |||
| Find This Chord | My Sweet Lord | George Harrison | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 139 | |
| My Country Any Day | My Country Tis of Thee | Traditional | 5.0 | 3.5 | 4.5 | 202 | |
| Fart of Gas | Heart of Glass | Blondie | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 173 | |
| Pie Pie Pie | Hi Hi Hi | Paul McCartney | No Votes | 90 | |||
| Ain't She Meat? | Ain't She Sweet? | Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 183 | |
| The Story of the Bear Who Lost His Testicles | The Story of the Hare Who Lost His Spectacles | Jethro Tull | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 143 | |
| You Can Call Me Al Bundy | You Can Call Me Al | Paul Simon | 3.5 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 129 | |
| Smellin' Heels | Helen Wheels | Paul McCartney | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 107 | |
| Loco-motive Death | Locomotive Breath | Jethro Tull | 3.5 | 4.5 | 4.0 | 120 | |
| Mothers Little Shaker | Mothers Little Helper | Rolling Stones | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 138 | |
| You're Blurry Baby | Don't Worry Baby | Beach Boys | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 107 | |
| Living with a Cast | Living in the Past | Jethro Tull | No Votes | 117 | |||
| Sheesh! | She | Monkees | No Votes | 158 | |||
| Tater Chips | Wooden Ships | Crosby, Stills & Nash | No Votes | 102 | |||
| On the Pole Again | On the Road Again | Willie Nelson | No Votes | 122 | |||
| Do a Little Piddle | Do Wah Diddy Diddy | Manfred Mann | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 135 | |
| Lucre Lucre | Sugar Sugar | Archies | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 139 | |
| Shatner | Shattered | Rolling Stones | 4.0 | 3.9 | 3.9 | 213 | |
| Dead Drunk | Dead Skunk | Loudon Wainwright III | 4.0 | 3.5 | 3.8 | 174 | |
| Wax On | Roxanne | Police | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 174 | |
| Pickin' Up the Shitz | Puttin' on the Ritz | Irving Berlin | 4.5 | 4.8 | 4.7 | 342 | |
| Flab-Away | Cabaret | Liza Minelli | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 146 | |
| Wirin' Brain | Fire and Rain | James Taylor | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 110 | |
| One-eye the Trouser Snake | Popeye the Sailor Man | Cartoon theme | 4.7 | 4.5 | 4.6 | 231 | |
| Feeling All the Beers | Reeling In the Years | Steely Dan | 4.5 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 113 | |
| The Man Who Could Not Cut the Cheese | The Man On the Flying Trapeze | Trad. | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 176 | |
| Ya Big Hairy Woman | American Woman | Guess Who | 3.0 | 3.7 | 3.3 | 1090 | |
| Where's the Cop? | At the Hop | Danny & the Juniors | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 123 | |
| Can't Get Those Guys Off You | Can't Take My Eyes Off You | Franki Valli | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 129 | |
| Sports People | Short People | Randy Newman | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 119 | |
| Locked the Trunk Key | Shock the Monkey | Peter Gabriel | No Votes | 229 | |||
| It Just May Be a Pun | You Just May Be the One | Monkees | No Votes | 102 | |||
| Talk of Wife | Walk of Life | Dire Straits | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 122 | |
| Walking on Sunspots | Walkin on Sunshine | Katrina & the Waves | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 126 | |
| Grease Stain | Peace Train | Cat Stevens | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 121 | |
| Garbage Can | Southern Man | Neil Young | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 108 | |
| Tips Go Through the Tulips On Me | Tiptoe Through the Tulips With Me | Tiny Tim | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 213 | |
| Cinnamon Roll | Cinnamon Girl | Neil Young | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 121 | |
| I'm Singin' | I Want You | Bob Dylan | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 119 | |
| Flamethrower | Dreamweaver | Gary Wright | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 217 | |
| Beans | Signs | Five Man Electrical Band | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 144 | |
| Thanks For the Mammaries | Thanks For the Memories | Bob Hope | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 186 | |
| Stunned By Me | Stand By Me | Ben E. King (and others) | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 149 | |
| Jerry Sell 'em | Jeruselem | ELP/ Traditional | 4.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 145 | |
| The Longest Rhyme | The Longest Time | Billy Joel | 4.4 | 4.3 | 4.4 | 747 | |
| Goin' Gay, Little Girl | Go Away, Little girl | Donny Osmond | 4.1 | 4.0 | 4.1 | 517 | |
| Jello, Fat Free | Hello, It's Me | Todd Rundgren | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 162 | |
| Is That All the Pez? | Is That All There Is? | Peggy Lee | 5.0 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 125 | |
| Zhivago | Chicago | Graham Nash | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 147 | |
| My Condo Casa | El Condor Pasa | Simon & Garfunkle | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 125 | |
| Beethoven's Riff | Beethoven's Fifth | Ludwig Van Beethoven | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 358 | |
| Can't Help Falling On Top of You | Can't Help Falling In Love | Elvis Presley | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 180 | |
| Spatula Woman | Natural Woman | Aretha Franklin | 4.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 131 | |
| Too Many Peepholes | Too Many People | Paul McCartney | No Votes | 107 | |||
| Jim-in-y Glick | Chim Chim Cheree | Julie Andrews (Mary Poppins) | 4.0 | 2.0 | 3.0 | 305 | |
| Soft Bedded Sofa | Hard Headed Woman | Cat Stevens | 1.0 | 1.0 | 1.0 | 102 | |
| By the Time I Get Some Kleenex | By the Time I Get to Phoenix | Glen Campbell | 4.8 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 160 | |
| Same! | Fame | Irene Cara | No Votes | 112 | |||
| Don't Shop | Don't Stop | Fleetwood Mac | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 114 | |
| Eight Balding Tires | Great Balls of Fire | Jerry Lee Lewis | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 138 | |
| Chromadome | Kodachrome | Paul Simon | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 119 | |
| Lookin' For Lunch | Lookin' For Love | Johnnie Lee | No Votes | 115 | |||
| Leaving With a Great Dane | Leaving On a Jet Plane | Peter Paul & Mary | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 148 | |
| Parked Car | Dark Star | Crosby Stills & Nash | No Votes | 135 | |||
| You Turn Me On, I'm an Idiot | You Turn Me On, I'm a Radio | Joni Mitchell | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 93 | |
| Mandolin Pain | Mandolin Rain | Bruce Hornsby | No Votes | 247 | |||
| Back To the Paddle Again | Back In the Saddle Again | Gene Autry | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 130 | |
| On Smoke Over the Line | One Toke Over the Line | Brewer and Shipley | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 126 | |
| You Bite Up My Wife | You Light Up My Life | Debbie Boone | 4.5 | 3.0 | 4.0 | 113 | |
| Broke From My Daughters | Smoke On the Water | Deep Purple | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 107 | |
| Tough, I'm On the Wagon | Puff, the Magic Dragon | Peter, Paul & Mary | 4.7 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 111 | |
| Blade Runner | Road Runner | Cartoon Theme | 5.0 | 4.3 | 4.7 | 140 | |
| Thank God For 'Most Everything | Thank God I'm a Country Boy | John Denver | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 171 | |
| Wedding Bill Blues | Wedding Bell Blues | 5th Dimension | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 569 | |
| M.I.L.F. | All By Myself | Eric Carmen | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 184 | |
| Big Ten Inch 'Record' | Big Ten Inch Record | Aerosmith | 4.2 | 4.0 | 3.5 | 131 | |
| The Ladder | The Letter | Box Tops | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 137 | |
| Ain't No Woman (And No Grammar Taught) | Ain't No Woman (Like the One I've Got) | Four Tops | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 167 | |
| Beethoven | Moonshadow | Cat Stevens | 3.5 | 3.7 | 3.5 | 115 | |
| You Decorated My Wife | You Decorated My Life | Kenny Rogers | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 136 | |
| I Shall Be Deceased | I Shall Be Released | Bob Dylan | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 119 | |
| Feel Like Bacon, Love | Feel Like Makin' Love | Bad Company | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 298 | |
| Nine Foot Five | 9 to 5 | Dolly Parton | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 298 | |
| Fluff City | Surf City | Jan & Dean | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 153 | |
| Doctor My Ass | Doctor My Eyes | Jackson Brown | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 127 | |
| The Handyman | The Candyman | Sammy Davis Jr. | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 146 | |
| Insatiable Lust | Invisible Touch | Genesis | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.5 | 138 | |
| You Are My Moonshine | You Are My Sunshine | Traditional | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 160 | |
| Somebody Stole My Watch | Somebody Stole My Gal | Old Standard | No Votes | 117 | |||
| Tempature | Yesterday | Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 157 | |
| Christ Fuss | Christmas (From 'Tommy') | The Who | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 162 | |
| The 'Wait' | The Weight | The Band | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 144 | |
| The Laker | The Boxer | Simon & Garfunkle | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 235 | |
| Kiss At the End Of the Service | Kiss At the End Of the Rainbow (From 'A Mighty Wind') | Mitch and Mickey | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 102 | |
| Homework Bound | Homeward Bound | Simon & Garfunkle | 4.8 | 5.0 | 4.8 | 279 | |
| Stern, Stern, Stern | Turn, Turn, Turn | Byrds | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 178 | |
| They Call the Windbag Mariah | They Call the Wind Mariah | Trad. | 4.5 | 4.0 | 4.5 | 173 | |
| (You Are My) Steppin' Stone | (I'm Not Your) Steppin' Stone | Monkees | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 111 | |
| One Big Stupid | Somethin' Stupid | Frank and Nancy Sinatra | No Votes | 124 | |||
| Song For the Masking | Song For the Asking | Simon & Garfunkle | No Votes | 112 | |||
| Little Italian Pizza Song | Little Italian Song | Tchaikovsky | 3.2 | 3.2 | 3.3 | 2039 | |
| What's So Funny ('Bout Unscripted Television | What's So Funny ('Bout Peace, Love and Understanding?) | Elvis Costello | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 112 | |
| Everyday I Try To Cook | Everyday I Write the Book | Elvis Costello | 4.5 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 171 | |
| The Fat Again Rag | The Vatican Rag | Tom Lehrer | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 126 | |
| Belch | Zilch | Monkees | No Votes | 139 | |||
| Dumb, Fail Away | Come, Sail Away | Styx | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 164 | |
| Every Death You Fake | Every Breath You Take | Police | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 178 | |
| Cat Hates the Vacuum | Pop Goes the Weasel | Traditional | 4.8 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 123 | |
| Their Way | My Way | Frank Sinatra | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 133 | |
| Stooges Three | Do-Re-Mi | Julie Andrews & Co | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 151 | |
| Uranus Still Yet Again | Uranus Again | Robert Lund/Claude Prez | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 117 | |
| Skidmarks In My Undies | Sunshine On My shoulders | John Denver | 4.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 144 | |
| Mad | Bad | Michael Jackson | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 158 | |
| Unrecordable | Unforgettable | Nat King Cole | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 106 | |
| Pig Tender | Big Spender (From Sweet Charity) | Shirley MacLaine | 2.0 | 1.0 | 1.0 | 122 | |
| Man We Was Homely | Man We Was Lonely | Paul McCartney | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 104 | |
| The Hose | The Rose | Bette Midler | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 116 | |
| What I like About Booze | What I Like About You | Romantics | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 134 | |
| Loose Seal | Lucille | Little Richard | 4.0 | 5.0 | 4.0 | 157 | |
| Media Celebrity | Modern Major-General | Gilbert and Sullivan | 4.5 | 4.4 | 4.6 | 687 | |
| Good Riddance, Good Riddance | Good Morning, Good Morning | Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 119 | |
| Got To Get You Out Of MY LIfe | Got To Get You Into My Life | Beatles | No Votes | 128 | |||
| Oh-Blah-Di Oh-Blah-Da | Ob-la-di Ob-la-da | Beatles | 4.3 | 3.3 | 3.3 | 2651 | |
| There Goes The Sun | Here Comes The Sun | Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 129 | |
| I Kill | I Will | Beatles | 4.5 | 4.0 | 4.5 | 101 | |
| My Mother, My Wife | My Mother, The Car | TV Theme | No Votes | 147 | |||
| Rude Operator | Smooth Operator | Sade | No Votes | 193 | |||
| Just Bad With a Car | Just the Way You Are | Billy Joel | 4.0 | 5.0 | 4.5 | 120 | |
| She's a Banjo | She's a Rainbow | Rolling Stones | 4.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 103 | |
| Jail Ya | Layla | Derek and the Dominos | No Votes | 106 | |||
| Peter Played With the Pee Pee's | We Didn't Start the Fire | Billy Joel | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 142 | |
| Horseflies Adore You | My Eyes Adored You | Frankie Valli | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 144 | |
| Oscar Movie Winner | Oscar Meyer Weiner Song | Commercial theme | 2.8 | 3.2 | 3.2 | 1093 | |
| Pallet of Dill-Dough Muffins | Ballad of Bilbo Baggins | Leonard Nimoy | No Votes | 151 | |||
| The Rear-Ender | The Pretender | Jackson Brown | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 145 | |
| Ballroom, Please | Ballroom Blitz | Sweet | 3.5 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 185 | |
| This Guy is High | The Tide is High | Blondie | No Votes | 160 | |||
| Takin' Quite a Long Whiz | Takin' Care of Business | Bachman-Turner Overdrive | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 118 | |
| I Am Floating Down Your Spleen and Liver | I've Been Floating Down the Old Green River | Old Standard (Billy Murray 1915) | No Votes | 98 | |||
| Just Like Bread When It Gets Old | Silver Threads Among the Gold | Traditional | No Votes | 96 | |||
| Long May You Pun | Long May You Run | Young/Stills | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 106 | |
| Tingle, Lay Low | Tingeleo | Standard | 4.0 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 264 | |
| Gonads Are Now Gone | Spirits Having Flown | Bee Gees | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 150 | |
| Poor Willow | Tit Willow (from 'The Mikado') | Gilbert & Sullivan | 4.5 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 336 | |
| The New-Fangled Scanner | The Star-Spangled Banner | Everyone | 5.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 108 | |
| Push Religion | Join Together | The Who | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 161 | |
| Three Bully Boys | Three Little Maids | Gilbert & Sullivan | 4.8 | 4.2 | 4.8 | 383 | |
| Somebody To Blame | Somebody To Love | Jefferson Airplane | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 116 | |
| It's a Heart On | It's a Heartache | Bonnie Tyler | No Votes | 112 | |||
| Books For a Change | Home On the Range | Traditional | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 107 | |
| The Feds Are Uptight | The Kids Are Alright | The Who | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 163 | |
| Poker-Ho! | Kokomo | Beach Boys | No Votes | 130 | |||
| Disney(land) | Dixie | Trad. | 4.6 | 5.0 | 4.8 | 250 | |
| The Bill Is Long | The Thrill Is Gone | B.B. King | No Votes | 171 | |||
| Yucky Man | Lucky Man | Emerson, Lake & Palmer | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 129 | |
| Pillsbury Dough | Solsbury Hill | Peter Gabriel | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 121 | |
| I Have To Play Some Bing-O | I Have A Song To Sing -O (from Yeoman of the Guard) | Gilbert & Sullivan | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 291 | |
| Bony End | Stoney End | Barbra Streisand | No Votes | 224 | |||
| Cat'll See the Bay | That'll Be the Day | Buddy Holly | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 95 | |
| I Write the Jokes | I Write the Songs | Barry Manilow | No Votes | 121 | |||
| Pokemons! | Pokemon! | Anime Theme | 3.3 | 3.7 | 3.9 | 198 | |
| Who's On First? | Who Are You? | The Who | 4.7 | 4.9 | 4.9 | 171 | |
| The Grumbler | The Gambler | Kenny Rogers | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 192 | |
| Busted My Shin | Dust In the Wind | Kansas | 4.7 | 4.3 | 4.7 | 121 | |
| Sit On A Happy Face | Put On A Happy Face | Dick Van Dyke (From 'Bye-Bye Birdie) | 4.8 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 312 | |
| Fat Freddie's Pet's Catnip | The Teddy Bear's Picnic | Trad. | 4.8 | 3.4 | 4.0 | 692 | |
| Dial | Smile | Charlie Chaplin | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 109 | |
| A Musician's Lot Is Not a Happy One | A Policeman's Lot Is Not a Happy One | Gilbert & Sullivan | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 539 | |
| Long Distance Companies | Long Distance Runaround | Yes | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 170 | |
| Please No Karaoke | On Top of Old Smokey | Trad. | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 211 | |
| Aquaman | Aqualung | Jethro Tull | 4.2 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 202 | |
| The Fat Came Back | The Cat Came Back | Misc. | No Votes | 160 | |||
| Change My Tire | Lighrt My Fire | Doors | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 198 | |
| Too Much Kevin | Too Much Heaven | Bee Gees | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 140 | |
| Da Ya Think I'm Sixty? | Da Ya Think I'm Sexy? | Rod Stewart | 5.0 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 180 | |
| Overfull Tonight | Wonderful Tonight | Eric Clapton | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 143 | |
| Lewdia, The Half Nude Lady | Lydia, The Tattoo'd Lady | Groucho Marx | 3.5 | 3.0 | 3.2 | 799 | |
| Tarantula | Tarantara (When the foeman bares his steel) | Gilbert & Sullivan (From Pirates of Penzance) | 5.0 | 5.0 | 4.3 | 280 | |
| God's Only Foes | God Only Knows | Beach Boys | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 107 | |
| Rummy, Rummy, Rummy | Yummy, Yummy, Yummy | Ohio Express | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 157 | |
| I've Grown Accustomed to Her Mace | I've Grown Accustomed to Her Face | Rex Harrison (From 'My Fair Lady') | 4.6 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 117 | |
| Manson Fool | Dancin' Fool | Frank Zappa | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 207 | |
| Xanax-Do | Xanadu | Olivia Newton-John/ELO | 4.5 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 148 | |
| Stings Like Fire | Ring of Fire | Johnny Cash | 4.0 | 4.5 | 4.0 | 154 | |
| Quizzical | Physical | Olivia Newton-John | No Votes | 134 | |||
| Eatin' Rover | Easy Lover | Phil Bailey/Phil Collins | 3.7 | 3.3 | 3.1 | 113 | |
| One Thin Bolger | One Tin Soldier | Coven | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 178 | |
| Lean Legs and Dames | Green Eggs and Ham | Dr. Seuss | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 279 | |
| I've Now Achieved (500 songs) | I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles) | Proclaimers | 4.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 113 | |
| My Girlfriend's Dog | My Best Friend's Girl | The Cars | 5.0 | 4.5 | 5.0 | 169 | |
| Neon | Levon | Elton John | No Votes | 111 | |||
| Horse With A Dame | Horse With No Name | America | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 130 | |
| Tardy All the Time | Party All the Time | Eddie Murphy | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 255 | |
| Lyrically in G minor | Symphony in G minor | WA Mozart | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 131 | |
| Fifty Ways To Get Your Lover To Leave | Fifty Ways To Leave Your Lover | Paul Simon | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 120 | |
| Feel Ya | Celia | Simon & Garfunkle | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 119 | |
| Work Stinks | Love Stinks | J. Geils Band | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 134 | |
| Hide Her Can | Spider-man | Cartoon Theme | 4.5 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 139 | |
| Fightin' with Doc Ock on the Bay | Sittin' on the Dock of the Bay | Otis Redding | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 189 | |
| American Loon | American Tune | Paul Simon | 4.5 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 115 | |
| Sally Field | Centerfield | John Fogerty | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 190 | |
| Blow the Man Down Today | Blow the Man Down | Trad. | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 208 | |
| Crap Machine | Dancing Queen | Abba | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 251 | |
| JC Beatlefan #1(Beatles On His Mind) | JC Superstar #1 (Heaven On Their Minds) | Andrew Lloyd Webber/Tim Rice | 5.0 | 3.5 | 4.5 | 139 | |
| JC Beatlefan #2(Where's the Fabs?) | JC Superstar #2 (What's the Buzz?) | Andrew Lloyd Webber/Tim Rice | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 126 | |
| JC Beatlefan #3 (Strange Land Mystifying) | JC Superstar #3 (Strange Thing Mystifying) | Webber/Rice | No Votes | 117 | |||
| JC Beatlefan #4 (Everyone's Uptight) | JC Superstar #4 (Everything's Alright) | Webber/Rice | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 131 | |
| JC Beatlefan #5 (These Beatles Must Die) | JC Superstar #5 (This Jesus Must Die) | Webber/Rice | No Votes | 127 | |||
| JC Beatlefan #6 (Strawberry+) | JC Superstar #6 (Hosanna) | Webber/Rice | No Votes | 131 | |||
| JC Beatlefan #7 (Pepper Sells It /All You Need Is Love) | JC Superstar #7 (Simon Zealotes /Poor Jerusalem) | Webber/Rice | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 121 | |
| JC Beatlefan #8 (Yoko's Dream) | JC Superstar #8 (Pilate's Dream) | Webber/Rice | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 113 | |
| JC Beatlefan #10-11(I Sure Love the White Album) | JC Superstar #10-11 (I Don't Know How to Love Him) | Webber/Rice | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 120 | |
| JC Beatlefan #12(Played For All Time) | JC Superstar #12 (Damned For All Time) | Webber/Rice | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 128 | |
| JC Beatlefan #9 (The Apple) | JC Superstar #9 (The Temple) | Webber/Rice | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 133 | |
| I Drained My Vein | The Rain In Spain | Rex Harrison (Sound of Music) | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 125 | |
| White Magic | White Rabbit | Jefferson Airplane | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 88 | |
| Deaf Ear From Timpani | I Hear a Symphony | Supremes | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 115 | |
| I've Deleted files | I Can See For Miles | Who | 5.0 | 4.8 | 5.0 | 205 | |
| Sole Man | Soul Man | Blues Brothers | 4.3 | 4.1 | 4.4 | 1249 | |
| Grapple With Love | Chapel of Love | Dixie Cups | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 136 | |
| Wringin' out the Stain | Singin' In the Rain | Gene Kelly | 5.0 | 4.7 | 4.8 | 121 | |
| Another 'J' | Another Day | Paul McCartney | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 114 | |
| Q-Tip, Ear Cleaner | Beautiful Dreamer | Stephan Foster | 4.6 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 137 | |
| Ar'iel (and the Disney girls) | Michelle | Beatles | 4.4 | 4.4 | 4.4 | 387 | |
| Tangled Up In Red | Tangled Up In Blue | Bob Dylan | 4.8 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 118 | |
| Where Everybody Blows Your Name | Where Everybody Knows Your Name | TV Theme (Cheers) | 4.7 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 121 | |
| Boheynian Judeity | Bohemian Rhapsody | Queen | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 170 | |
| Pop, Pop, Pop | Stop Stop Stop | Hollies | 5.0 | 4.7 | 4.9 | 145 | |
| Prank | Pink | Aerosmith | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 92 | |
| Can't Get It Out Of My Bed | Can't Get It Out Of My Head | ELO | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 198 | |
| Don't Fall In Love With a Drummer | Don't Fall In Love With a Dreamer | Kenny Rogers | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 117 | |
| Fluteiful | Beautiful Girl | Jose Mari Chan | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 165 | |
| Auspicious | Suspicious Minds | Elvis Presley | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 105 | |
| Mighty Joe Young | Minnie the Moocher | Cab Calloway | 5.0 | 4.9 | 5.0 | 237 | |
| It's Pepe Le Pew | It Had To Be You | Frank Sinatra, Rod Stewart, etc. | 4.5 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 437 | |
| Let's Get the Pole Thing Off | Let's Call the Whole Thing Off (From 'Shall We Dan | Fred Astair/Ginger Rogers | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 121 | |
| Some Are Cheese | Summer Breeze | Seals and Crofts | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 134 | |
| Filler | Thriller | Michael Jackson | 5.0 | 4.9 | 4.9 | 297 | |
| Valium | Valleri | Monkees | 4.8 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 122 | |
| Singing In a Bar | Swinging On a Star | Bing Crosby | 5.0 | 4.9 | 5.0 | 130 | |
| Snore, Snore Fitifully | Poor Poor Pitiful Me | Linda Ronstadt | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 98 | |
| Mister 'Cold and Bare' | Sister Golden Hair | America | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 122 | |
| I've Got That Sinking Feeling | You've Lost That Lovin' Feeling | Righteous Brothers | 4.9 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 133 | |
| You're Not Too Smart | You're In My Heart | Rod Stewart | 5.0 | 4.9 | 5.0 | 112 | |
| Keanu Fan | Piano Man | Billy Joel | 4.9 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 122 | |
| I Feel Titty | I Feel Pretty | West Side Story Cast | 4.8 | 4.4 | 4.6 | 145 | |
| Pound of Music | Sound of Music | Julie Andrews | 4.9 | 4.9 | 5.0 | 114 | |
| Added Rice | Edelweiss | Rodgers & Hammerstein | 4.1 | 4.3 | 4.2 | 149 | |
| Adolph's Vice | Edelweiss | Rodgers & Hammerstein | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 129 | |
| Anal Probe | Edelweiss | Rodgers & Hammerstein | 5.0 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 135 | |
| Ate All Mice | Edelweiss | Rodgers & Hammerstein | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 119 | |
| Erich Weiss | Edelwiess | Rodgers & Hammerstein | 4.4 | 4.4 | 4.4 | 113 | |
| I'm a Little Pee Cup | I'm a Little Tea Pot | Children everywhere | 5.0 | 4.9 | 4.9 | 195 | |
| Johnny D.'s Good | Johnny B. Goode | Chuck Berry | 4.9 | 4.9 | 4.9 | 105 | |
| How Mental Is My Pain | A Lover's Concerto (How Gentle Is the Rain) | The Toys | 4.7 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 750 | |
| Stump | Jump | Van Halen | 4.9 | 5.0 | 4.9 | 109 | |
| Geek to Geek | Cheek to Cheek | Irving Berlin | 4.9 | 4.9 | 4.9 | 123 | |
| Sports Injuries | Bad Company | Bad Company | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 427 | |
| Got a Homo Pa | Oye Como Va | Santana | 5.0 | 4.8 | 4.9 | 121 | |
| I've a Merkin On My Yoo-Hoo | I've Been Working On the Railroad | Trad. | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 220 | |
| Mad At the Phone | Bad To the Bone | George Thorogood | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 147 | |
| Coldfinger | Goldfinger | Shirley Bassey | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 112 | |
| Pissed at Gout | Twist and Shout | Beatles/ Isley Bros | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 139 | |
| Race Oddity | Space Oddity | David Bowie | 4.7 | 4.3 | 4.4 | 118 | |
| Backwards in the Street | Dancing in the Street | Martha and the Vandellas | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 115 | |
| Trance of the Reed Flutes (from 'The Buttcracker') | Dance of the Reed Flutes (from 'The Nutcracker') | Peter Tchaikovsky | 4.3 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 157 | |
| Collie Song | Trolley Song | Judy Garland | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 112 | |
| You Must Have Been a Doody-ful Baby | You Must Have Been a Beautiful Baby | Bobby Darin | 5.0 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 102 | |
| Did You Feed Dog Last Night? | Can You Feel the Love tonight? | Elton John | 5.0 | 4.9 | 4.9 | 157 | |
| Wake Up! You're A Dimwit! | Take It To The Limit | Eagles | 5.0 | 4.9 | 5.0 | 148 | |
| Diamond Lane's A Mom's Best Friend | Diamonds Are A Girl's Best Friend | Marilyn Monroe | 4.8 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 134 | |
| I Am a Plumber | Abracadabra | Steve Miller | 4.7 | 4.4 | 4.5 | 136 | |
| Out There Again | Do It Again | Steely Dan | 5.0 | 4.4 | 4.4 | 100 | |
| Speedos Stuffin' | Lido Shuffle | Boz Scaggs | 4.7 | 4.9 | 4.9 | 121 | |
| Dante's Inferno | Auntie Grizelda | Monkees | 4.8 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 323 | |
| I'm Goin' to Donate, I Am | I'm Henry the VIII, I Am | Herman's Hermits | 4.7 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 348 | |
| Good Guys Always Get Hosed | Goodbye Yellow Brick Road | Elton John | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 104 | |
| Won't Get Fueled Again | Won't Get Fooled Again | The Who | 4.8 | 4.4 | 4.8 | 126 | |
| Run-in With a Pebble | Running With the Devil | Van Halen | 5.0 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 112 | |
| Anniversary Schmaltz | Anniversary Waltz | Traditonal | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 143 | |
| Cruel to Be Kine | Cruel to Be Kind | Nick Lowe | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 150 | |
| Janet Leigh | Let It Be | Beatles | 5.0 | 4.9 | 5.0 | 200 | |
| All My Allergies | All Apologies | Nirvana | 4.6 | 4.8 | 4.2 | 140 | |
| Randy | Mandy | Barry Manilow | 5.0 | 4.4 | 4.6 | 156 | |
| Highway Phone | Highway Star | Deep Purple | 5.0 | 4.8 | 5.0 | 120 | |
| People Don't Change | People Are Strange | Doors | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 159 | |
| Goin' Female | Goin' Mobile | The Who | 4.3 | 4.4 | 4.6 | 135 | |
| God Bless This Troika | God Bless America | Irving Berlin | 5.0 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 118 | |
| Porn to Be Filed | Born to Be Wild | Steppenwolf | 4.8 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 111 | |
| Thirty-nine (Beers) | '39 | Queen | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 210 | |
| Up On Goofy Gags | Up On Cripple Creek | The Band | 4.9 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 132 | |
| I Can't Stand Up | I Can't Stand It | Eric Clapton | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 113 | |
| Lose-a-bet City | Suffragette City | David Bowie | 4.4 | 4.4 | 4.3 | 118 | |
| Seventy-Six Twosomes | Seventy-Six Trombones | Robert Preston | 4.9 | 4.9 | 4.9 | 150 | |
| Ciggie Barbust | Ziggy Stardust | David Bowie | 4.9 | 4.4 | 4.5 | 121 | |
| Mr. Lowdangle | Mr. Bojangles | Robbie Williams | 4.9 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 109 | |
| Pot Bellied | Hot Blooded | Foreigner | 5.0 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 113 | |
| You've Gotta Spend | You've Got a Friend | Carole King | 4.8 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 113 | |
| Torture On My Set | Georgia On My Mind | Ray Charles | 5.0 | 4.9 | 5.0 | 111 | |
| Beets and Tomatoes | Streets of Laredo | Johnny Cash | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 117 | |
| Downloadin' Nothing | Money For Nothing | Dire Straits | 4.6 | 4.4 | 4.3 | 117 | |
| Toucan, That Beak, Wow | Who Can It Be Now | Men At Work | 5.0 | 4.7 | 4.9 | 119 | |
| Two Are Eighteen Now | Who Can It Be Now | Men At Work | 5.0 | 4.9 | 5.0 | 113 | |
| Going Through the Lotion | Going Throught the Motions | Cast, 'Buffy the Vampire Slayer' | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 352 | |
| Top of a Girl | Top of the World | Carpenters | 4.9 | 4.2 | 4.3 | 135 | |
| Republicans' Picnic | Teddy Bears' Picnic | Trad | 4.9 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 170 | |
| This Band's So Gross | Don't Stand So Close | The Police | 4.2 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 109 | |
| Fran McDonald Had a Phone | Old McDonald Had a Farm | Traditional | 4.9 | 4.9 | 4.9 | 128 | |
| And Then He Cast Me | And Then He Kissed Me | Crystals | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 171 | |
| Stuck In An Elevator | Love In An Elevator | Aerosmith | 4.7 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 127 | |
| Slave On | Rave On | Buddy Holly | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 102 | |
| Zealous Guy | Jealous Guy | John Lennon | 4.5 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 104 | |
| I Can't Hump Myself | I Can't Help Myself | Four Tops | 4.5 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 129 | |
| Roadkill Theme | Monkees Theme | Monkees | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 214 | |
| Stool's Loose | Footloose | Kenny Loggins | 4.6 | 4.4 | 4.4 | 137 | |
| Simple Maze | Purple Haze | Jimi Hendrix | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 97 | |
| Latrines' Hymn | Marines' Hymn | Trad | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 209 | |
| Dennys at Seven | Pennies From Heaven | Billie Holiday | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 171 | |
| I'm So Fired | I'm So Tired | Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 127 | |
| Go Butter Your Butt | You Better You Bet | Who | 4.3 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 186 | |
| Odor There | Over There | Trad WW II | 4.6 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 114 | |
| Ron Artest | Be Our Guest | Disney | 4.9 | 4.9 | 4.9 | 397 | |
| Testin' Autos | Desperado | Eagles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 162 | |
| Funny Laughter Tune | Sunny Afternoon | Kinks | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 154 | |
| So Lazy After All These Beers | Still Crazy After All These Years | Paul Simon | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 99 | |
| I'm My Own Girlfriend | I'm My Own Grampa | Guy Lombardo | 4.7 | 4.8 | 4.6 | 750 | |
| Heart Angle | Earth Angel | Penguins | 4.2 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 159 | |
| Another Lick For You All | Another Brick In the Wall | Pink Floyd | 5.0 | 4.4 | 4.6 | 126 | |
| Chuck Christmas | (Bleep) Christmas | Fear | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 183 | |
| Hairy Man | Carrie Anne | Hollies | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 257 | |
| Crazy Blades of Ginsu | Hazy Shade of Winter | Simon and Garfunkle | 5.0 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 112 | |
| Someday My Blintz Will Come | Someday My Prince Will Come | Disney | 5.0 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 135 | |
| Precipitation | Anticipation | Carly Simon | 4.6 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 104 | |
| Happy Ending (Whore is Over) | Happy Xmas (War is Over) | John Lennon | 4.9 | 4.9 | 4.9 | 93 | |
| I Could Have Slept All Day | I Could Have Danced All Night | My Fair Lady cast | 5.0 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 142 | |
| Can't Stand These Lyrics | Can't Fight This Feeling | REO Speedwagon | 5.0 | 4.9 | 4.9 | 417 | |
| Watching Scotty Fry | Watching Scotty Grow | Bobby Goldsboro | 4.7 | 4.4 | 4.7 | 119 | |
| That Funny Groucho | Besame Mucho | Various | 5.0 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 117 | |
| Man, It's Pain | Can't Explain | Who | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 166 | |
| Sweet Home in the Slamma' | Sweet Home Alabama | Lynyrd Skynyrd | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 111 | |
| Darling Don't Read 'Dune' | Darling Be Home Soon | Lovin' Spoonful | 4.7 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 114 | |
| No MILF Today | No Milk Today | Hermans' Hermits | 4.2 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 339 | |
| Hummin' This Old Ditty | Summer In the City | Lovin' Spoonful | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 178 | |
| This Song's So Pitiful | You Are So Beautiful | Joe Cocker | 5.0 | 4.9 | 5.0 | 231 | |
| Line After Line | Time After Time | Cyndie Lauper | 5.0 | 4.9 | 4.9 | 132 | |
| Twelve Days of Catbox | Twelve Days of Xmas | Trad | 4.5 | 4.3 | 4.4 | 217 | |
| There's No Wood | You're No Good | Linda Ronstadt | 5.0 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 114 | |
| Cowboy smoke Them Away | Cowboy Take Me Away | Dixie Chicks | 4.5 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 116 | |
| Don't Let Me Work Under the Hood | Don't Let Me Be Misunderstood | Animals | 4.6 | 4.8 | 4.7 | 164 | |
| Poor Gutter Guy | Poor Butterfly | Frank Sinatra | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 129 | |
| Little Schween | Little Green | Joni Mitchell | 4.4 | 4.4 | 4.4 | 106 | |
| Blues Bands | Crossroads | Eric Clapton | 4.8 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 106 | |
| Pappy | Happy | Rolling Stones | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 95 | |
| Tonight's the Fight | Tonight's the Night | Rod Stewart | 4.7 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 101 | |
| The Face Of Jesus | One Night In Bangkok | Murray Head (from 'Chess') | 4.6 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 114 | |
| I Want to Marry a White House Seeker | I Want to Marry a Lighthouse Keeper | Erika Eigen | 4.5 | 4.7 | 4.6 | 378 | |
| Do You Believe In Logic? | Do You Believe in Magic? | Lovin' Spoonful | 4.9 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 113 | |
| This Old Band | This Old Man | Traditional | 4.7 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 123 | |
| Hard Life For a Blonde | Hard Rain Gonna Fall | Bob Dylan | 4.7 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 213 | |
| Telephone Line | Xylophone Time | ELO | 4.2 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 236 | |
| Number Two | Number One | Rutles | 4.1 | 3.7 | 3.9 | 180 | |
| Pan Fried | Landslide | Fleetwood Mac | 4.8 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 116 | |
| Coming Up (Model version) | Coming Up | Paul McCartney | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 99 | |
| Let's Hang Mom | Let's Hang On | Four Seasons | 4.7 | 4.3 | 4.7 | 132 | |
| If You Cleave Me Now | If You Leave Me Now | Chicago | 4.5 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 126 | |
| Problem with 'Lectric Socket | Ballad of Davy Crockett | Bill Hayes | 4.7 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 112 | |
| I Bought a Dame | I Got a Name | Jim Croce | 4.9 | 4.9 | 4.9 | 113 | |
| I Want You To Taunt Me | I Want You to want Me | Cheap Trick | 4.5 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 145 | |
| Freezing Bunions | Cheese and Onions | Rutles | 4.8 | 4.7 | 4.5 | 168 | |
| Yoda Bare | Yogi Bear | Hanna Barbera | 5.0 | 4.9 | 4.9 | 134 | |
| Doc Ruth | The Truth | Squeeze | 4.4 | 3.7 | 4.0 | 142 | |
| Life's Been Tough | Life's Been Good | Joe Walsh | 4.9 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 197 | |
| Banged on My Thumb | Bang on the Drum | Todd Rundgren | 5.0 | 4.8 | 4.9 | 177 | |
| Mouth-Drowned Brain | Southbound Train | Crosby-Nash | 4.4 | 4.2 | 4.4 | 117 | |
| Might Grab It | White Rabbit | Jefferson Airplane | 4.7 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 104 | |
| Porn And Booze | Born To Lose | Ray Charles | 4.2 | 3.8 | 4.2 | 109 | |
| Scalpel Girl | Valley Girl | Moonunit / Frank Zappa | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 113 | |
| It Is Always Hard To Find | You Were Always On My MInd | Willie Nelson | 4.4 | 4.2 | 4.3 | 143 | |
| Fun of a Preachin' Man | Son of a Preacher Man | Aretha Franklin | 4.6 | 4.4 | 4.6 | 216 | |
| Symphony for the Cowbell | Sympathy for the Devil | Rolling Stones | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 99 | |
| I Can't Eat Another Hero | We Don't Need Another Hero | Tina Turner | 4.4 | 4.6 | 4.4 | 155 | |
| Lock Around My Cock | Rock Around the Clock | Bill Haley | 4.4 | 4.2 | 4.3 | 166 | |
| Beers on My Bill-Oh! | Tears on My Pillow | Little Anthony and the Imperials | 4.6 | 4.4 | 4.6 | 116 | |
| Concert Divine | Karn Evel 9 | Emerson Lake & Palmer | 4.6 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 129 | |
| The Fifty Ninth ‘scrip Drug Song (feelin' Loopy) | 59th Street Bridge Song (Feeling Groovy) | Simon & Garfunkle | 4.6 | 4.4 | 4.4 | 358 | |
| Raking Up the Leaves | Bringing in the Sheaves | Traditional | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 120 | |
| The Song Is Mine | The Girl Is Mine | Michael Jackson (with Paul McCartney) | 4.9 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 164 | |
| Underwear Too Small | Underneath It All | No Doubt | 4.2 | 4.4 | 4.5 | 118 | |
| Blow Off Safeway | Go Your Own Way | Fleetwood Mac | 4.2 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 120 | |
| Flair | Hair | Cast of 'Hair' | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 136 | |
| Losing Inspiration | Losing My Religion | REM | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 173 | |
| Sanctimon'ius | Satifaction | Rolling Stones | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 113 | |
| Oy, What a World | Joy to the World | Three Dog Night | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 125 | |
| Love That Bender | Love Me Tender | Elvis Presley | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 124 | |
| Operetta | Operator | Jim Croce | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 110 | |
| Tiny Stubble | Tiny Bubbles | Don Ho | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 172 | |
| Scum Girls | Some Girls | Rolling Stones | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 113 | |
| Wife Is a Fat Pain | Life in the Fast Lane | Eagles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 139 | |
| What a Dander Filled World | What a Wonderful World | Louis Armstrong | 4.9 | 4.8 | 4.9 | 103 | |
| I'm a Copycat | What's New Pussycat? | Tom Jones | 5.0 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 118 | |
| Listen to the Talking Nerd | Listen to the Mockingbird | Traditional | 4.6 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 118 | |
| Randy House Guest | Randy Scouse Git | Monkees | 4.4 | 4.4 | 4.6 | 143 | |
| I Stared At a Bloke | I Started a Joke | Bee Gees | 4.6 | 4.3 | 4.6 | 182 | |
| Creamer | Dreamer | Supertramp | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 126 | |
| Showers and Peepholes | Shower the People | James Taylor | 5.0 | 4.8 | 5.0 | 136 | |
| They Hang Out | She Hangs Out | Monkees | 4.8 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 113 | |
| I Feel My Bowels Move | I Feel the Earth Move | Carole King | 5.0 | 4.8 | 5.0 | 121 | |
| Taquito Surprise | Tequila Sunrise | Eagles | 4.9 | 4.8 | 4.9 | 138 | |
| Right Hand Thing | Sweet Young Thing | Monkees | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 119 | |
| Gettin' Cousin Itt | Give a Little Bit | Supertramp | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 134 | |
| Video, Video | Radio, Radio | Elvis Costello | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 148 | |
| Wednesday Addams Creepy Child | Wednesday Morning 3AM | Simon and Garfunkle | 4.7 | 4.5 | 4.7 | 111 | |
| Mad Vaginas In a Play | Carolina On My Mind | James Taylor | 4.5 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 122 | |
| Uncle Fester/Bill-i-ard Ballsey | Uncle Albert/Admiral Halsey | Paul McCartney | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 122 | |
| 'Lonzo Mourning | Chelsea Morning | Joni Mitchell | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 108 | |
| Gimme Crack Whore | Jimmy Crack Corn | Traditional | 4.4 | 4.4 | 4.5 | 124 | |
| I Got the 'Rite of Spring' to play | I Got a Right To Sing the Blues | Billie Holiday | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 130 | |
| He Had His Fly Wide Open | Into the Great Wide Open | Tom Petty | 4.8 | 5.0 | 4.8 | 123 | |
| Streaker In the Night | Strangers In the Night | Frank Sinatra | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 143 | |
| Ball Enhancing | Ballroom Dancing | Paul McCartney | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 115 | |
| Power of Mauve | Power of Love | Huey Lewis and the News | 4.3 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 108 | |
| We Are the Weird | We Are the World | Michael Jackson/Lionel Ritchie | 4.8 | 4.8 | 4.9 | 177 | |
| Noise | Boys | Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 167 | |
| Hematoma | Oklahoma | Rodgers and Hammerstein | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 121 | |
| Only the Poop Gets Flung | Only the Good Die Young | Billy Joel | 5.0 | 4.4 | 4.4 | 166 | |
| Worker with the Orange Vest On | Devil with the Blue Dress On | Mitch Ryder & the Detroit | 4.8 | 4.5 | 5.0 | 121 | |
| Meet the Fockers | Meet the Flinstones | Cartoon Theme | 4.9 | 4.9 | 5.0 | 225 | |
| All the Young Girls Love Phallus | All the Young Girls Love Alice | Elton John | 4.5 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 145 | |
| Woody Wood Pecker Song | Woody Woodpecker Song | Cartoon theme | 5.0 | 4.9 | 4.9 | 265 | |
| De Milo | Delilah | Tom Jones | 5.0 | 4.9 | 4.9 | 130 | |
| Reuben and Rachel Revisited | Reuben and Rachel | Traditonal | 5.0 | 3.8 | 3.8 | 149 | |
| Tight Pope | Tightrope | Leon Russell | 4.3 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 121 | |
| It Was On My Hind | You Were On My Mind | We Five | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 174 | |
| I'm so Randy | I Want Candy | Bow Wow Wow | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 139 | |
| Motrin | Old Man | Neil Young | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 133 | |
| These Lights Tonight | This Flight Tonight | Joni Mitchell | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 98 | |
| Dark Force | Dark Horse | George Harrison | 4.7 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 105 | |
| Dog(Has Got Those Rabies) | Dude(Looks Like a Lady) | Aerosmith | 5.0 | 4.8 | 5.0 | 113 | |
| Butt Man | Taxman | Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 115 | |
| I Got A Stigmata | Hakuna Matata | Tim Rice/ Elton John | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 123 | |
| 'S Nuculer | 'S Wonderful | Gershwins | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 119 | |
| D*ng Me | Dang Me | Roger Miller | 4.5 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 105 | |
| Bi Wife | My Wife | Who | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 188 | |
| Gamble-ly Guy | Family Guy | Cartoon theme | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 161 | |
| A Quick One 'Fore We Go Play | A Quick One While He's Away | Who | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 179 | |
| It's a Silly Pill-a-Day | It's a Jolly 'Oliday | Mary Poppins soundtrack | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 112 | |
| Flip the Bird | Feed the Birds | Mary Poppins soundtrack | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 127 | |
| Billfold of Dollars | Spoonful of Sugar | Mary Poppins soundtrack | 4.7 | 4.6 | 4.7 | 122 | |
| Duncans | Duncan | Paul Simon | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 101 | |
| Homely Dates | Lonely Days | Bee Gees | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 137 | |
| Perpetual Change (L.A. version) | Perpetual Change | Yes | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 155 | |
| Oh Beer, What Can the Matter Be | Oh Dear, What Can the Matter Be? | Traditonal | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 125 | |
| Do Your Boobs Hang Low? | Do Your Ears Hang Low? | Trad | 4.2 | 4.6 | 4.5 | 8226 | |
| Scary Man With the Scissor Hands | Mary Anne With the Shaky Hands | Who | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 201 | |
| Here Come The Guys | Here Come The Brides | TV theme | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 184 | |
| Dummy's Song | Danny's Song | Kenny Loggins | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 153 | |
| Everybody Pees the Pool | Everybody Plays the Fool | The Main Ingredient | 4.8 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 128 | |
| House of Wayne Manor | House At Pooh Corner | Kenny Loggins | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 177 | |
| White Keys On Tunes | Bright Side of Life | Eric Idle/Spamalot | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 120 | |
| Tommy Lee | Let It Be | Beatles | 4.7 | 4.7 | 4.8 | 152 | |
| Fat Cat (Eatin' Again) | Do It Again | Steely Dan | 4.9 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 103 | |
| Di'rrhea | Maria | West Side Story Cast | 5.0 | 4.5 | 4.6 | 194 | |
| Ebenezer Scroogery | Ebony and Ivory | Paul McCartney | 5.0 | 4.8 | 4.9 | 136 | |
| Brain Blow Concussion | Rainbow connection | Kermit the Frog | 5.0 | 4.8 | 4.9 | 127 | |
| Slob'ry | Aubrey | Bread | 4.2 | 3.2 | 3.0 | 186 | |
| Hoo, There Homely Girl | Hey There Lonely Girl | New Edition | 4.9 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 140 | |
| Write Another Joke For Me | Smile a Little Smile For Me | Flying Machine | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 159 | |
| Dyin' From the Pain | Cryin' in the Rain | Everly Brothers | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 114 | |
| Fartman | Starman | David Bowie | 4.8 | 4.5 | 4.7 | 138 | |
| Balls Are Blue | Love Is Blue | Frank Sinatra | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 109 | |
| Cheeseful Pizza Feeling | Peaceful Easy Feeling | Eagles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 162 | |
| Shuckin' | Truckin' | Grateful Dead | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 106 | |
| Bug-Filled Whore | Tug of War | Paul McCartney | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 89 | |
| Hey, Mr. Tan Marine Man | Hey, Mr. Tambourine Man | Bob Dylan | 4.8 | 4.3 | 4.6 | 152 | |
| Jennifer Aniston | Jennifer Juniper | Donovan | 4.8 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 177 | |
| Pulled a Muscle | Do the Hustle | Van McCoy | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 206 | |
| Piano | Rhiannon | Fleetwood Mac | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 109 | |
| Your Wildest Schemes | Your Wildest Dreams | Moody Blues | 4.9 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 119 | |
| Killer Bee | Killer Queen | Queen | 4.8 | 4.4 | 4.6 | 182 | |
| Beer Today | Here Today | Paul McCartney | 5.0 | 4.5 | 5.0 | 128 | |
| Laugh At You Tonight | Afternoon Delight | Starlight Vocal Band | 4.4 | 4.3 | 4.0 | 138 | |
| Lazy, Lazy | Daisy, Daisy | Trad. | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 244 | |
| I'll Be Cher | I'll Be There | Jackson 5 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 165 | |
| I Have a Song To Spoof, Oh | I Have a Song To Sing, O | Gilbert and Sullivan | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 286 | |
| A Witty Song Can Be Very Fun | A British Tar is a Soaring Soul | Gilbert & Sullivan | 5.0 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 369 | |
| Bank of America | God Bless America | Traditional | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 131 | |
| Pictures of Willys | Pictures of Lily | The Who | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 195 | |
| Putting Muscles (On Michelle) | Pulling Mussels (From a Shell) | Squeeze | 4.0 | 4.1 | 4.1 | 179 | |
| Lipstick On Your Collie | Lipstick On Your Collar | Connie Francis | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 171 | |
| Peeling | Feelings | Morris Albert | 4.9 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 132 | |
| Chucky, Don't Let Your Babys Grow Up To BeSpoofers | Mama. Don't Let Your Babies Grow Up To Be Cowboys | Willie Nelson | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 147 | |
| We Can't Speak | Clementine | Trad | 5.0 | 4.9 | 4.9 | 179 | |
| Hi-Fiddlin'-Dee (The Afterlife For Me) | Hey Diddle Dee-Dee (An Actor's Life For Me) | Disney | 4.3 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 180 | |
| Get the Earth To Stand Still, Gort | Tie Me Kangaroo Down, Sport | Rolf Harris | 4.9 | 4.9 | 5.0 | 138 | |
| Floss 'em | Blossom | James Taylor | No Votes | 103 | |||
| Sneakin' Up On Sheep | Bringing In the Sheaves | Trad. | 4.6 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 194 | |
| Motel Off the Road | Candle In the Wind | Elton John | 4.6 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 105 | |
| I Feel the Darth Move | I Feel the Earth Move | Carole King | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 111 | |
| Keep On Google-in' | Keep On Chooglin' | Creedence Clearwater Revival | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 113 | |
| Kathy Clown (corrected) | Cathy's Clown | Everly Brothers | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 123 | |
| Disco Sucks | Disco Duck | Rick Dees | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 260 | |
| Gumby/Pokey | Hokey Pokey | Traditional | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 154 | |
| Plink a Stinky Poo | Inka-Dinka-Doo | Jimmy Durante | 5.0 | 5.0 | 4.2 | 247 | |
| Group Therapy | Bad Company | Bad Company | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 141 | |
| Almost Cut the Cheese | Almost Cut My Hair | CSN | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 215 | |
| Hopeless | Helpless | CSN&Y | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 172 | |
| Rundown | Sundown | Gordon Lightfoot | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 106 | |
| Yukety Yuk | Yakety Yak | Coasters | 4.5 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 161 | |
| Cujo's Face | Old Joe's Place | The Folksmen | 4.6 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 117 | |
| Love Me, I'm a Jock | Loves Me Like a Rock | Paul Simon | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 100 | |
| Up With a Goof | Up On the Roof | James Taylor | 5.0 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 107 | |
| Leading With a Dead Brain | Leaving On A Jet Plane | John Denver | 4.5 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 154 | |
| Ne-gro | Lets Go | Cars | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 177 | |
| You Really Shot Me | You Really Got Me | Kinks | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 152 | |
| Get Me a New Liver | Take Me To the River | Talking Heads | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 99 | |
| Now I'm In the Slammer | If I Had a Hammer | Peter Paul and mary | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 162 | |
| It's In His Piss | It's In His Kiss | Aretha Franklin | 4.6 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 163 | |
| Sick House | Brick House | Commodores | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 149 | |
| Senior Moment Man | Secret Agent Man | Johnny Rivers | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 128 | |
| I Feed You | I Need You | Beatles | 5.0 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 103 | |
| Luann | Joanne | Mike Nesmith | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 171 | |
| Wide Torsos | Wild Horses | Rolling Stones | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 93 | |
| Easy To Get Lard | Easy to Be Hard | Cast of 'Hair' | 4.3 | 3.3 | 3.7 | 128 | |
| Hey Moe | Hey Joe | Jimi Hendrix | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 220 | |
| Little Old Lady who Knows Obscene-a | Little Old Lady From Pasadena | Beach Boys | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 120 | |
| No Region Good | Norwegian Wood | Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 119 | |
| Empty Carton | Empty Garden | Elton John | 4.5 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 137 | |
| The Dinner Light | The Inner Light | Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 97 | |
| That Dog Is Done | That Day Is Done | Paul McCartney | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 92 | |
| Mucus | Luka | Suzanne Vega | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 147 | |
| Run Amok | Panama | Van Halen | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 114 | |
| My Shaved Face | My Brave Face | Paul McCartney | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 110 | |
| Poor Song | Your Song | Elton John | 4.8 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 106 | |
| The Porno After | The Morning After | Maureen McGovern | 4.9 | 4.4 | 4.6 | 122 | |
| Storm In the USA | Born In the USA | Bruce Springsteen | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 124 | |
| Camel Lot | Camelot | Richard Burton | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 128 | |
| This Bay | This Boy | Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 93 | |
| Beers Goin' Down | Tears of a Clown | Smokey Robinson | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 127 | |
| Band is Over | Song is Over | Who | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 172 | |
| Tool On the Pill | Fool On the Hill | Beatles | 4.8 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 131 | |
| I Am Two Men | I Am Woman | Helen Reddy | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 114 | |
| A Meal Free | The Real Me | Who | 5.0 | 4.0 | 5.0 | 152 | |
| Across the Puniverse | Across the Universe | Beatles | 4.2 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 147 | |
| I'm Demanding | I'm Still Standing | Elton John | 4.8 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 101 | |
| Pay-Per -Tune | Paper Moon | Nat King Cole | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 112 | |
| One Road Apple | One Bad Apple | Osmonds | No Votes | 162 | |||
| Don't Die On Me. Hardened Weenah | Don't Cry For Me, Argentina | Madonna/Evita cast | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 133 | |
| Cop! In the Lane Above | Stop! In the Name Of Love | Diana Ross | 4.9 | 4.9 | 4.9 | 156 | |
| If You're Ever Feeling Gassy | Did You Ever See a Lassie? | Kid song | 4.4 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 144 | |
| It's a Jingle He'll Spare | It's a Jungle Out There (Monk Theme) | Randy Newman | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 234 | |
| Funnybone | Honeycomb | Jimmie Rogers | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 119 | |
| Chelsea Porno | Chelsea Morning | Joni Mitchell | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 247 | |
| Shelter From the Porn | Shelter From the Storm | Bob Dylan | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 106 | |
| Porno Is Smokin' | Morning Has Broken | Cat Stevens | 4.0 | 4.5 | 4.8 | 166 | |
| So Long, Pants So Tight | So Long, Frank Lloyd Wright | Simon & Garfunkle | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 108 | |
| Novocaine | Hurricane | Bob Dylan | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 146 | |
| If I Could Learn The Time | If I Could Turn Back Time | Cher | 4.4 | 4.0 | 4.2 | 181 | |
| Big Graboid | Mongoloid | Devo | 3.7 | 2.7 | 3.3 | 166 | |
| My Mom For Me, And I'm For Ma | Funiculi, Funicula | Traditonal | 4.5 | 4.2 | 4.3 | 125 | |
| My Grandfather's Cock | My Grandfather's Clock | Misc | 4.8 | 4.9 | 4.9 | 289 | |
| I Want To Pee Like You | I Want To Be Like You | Louis Prima (Jungle Book) | 4.2 | 3.8 | 4.0 | 133 | |
| Way Rond Sally | Lay Down Sally | Eric Clapton | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 95 | |
| Girl, You'll Be a Dummy Soon | Girl, You'll Be a Woman Soon | Neil Diamond | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 98 | |
| I Am Quite Dead | I Am, I Said | Neil Diamond | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 108 | |
| Sweet Hair-o-mine | Sweet Caroline | Neil Diamond | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 152 | |
| I'm the President (And the Money's Spent) | I'm An Old Cowhand (From the Rio Grande) | Bing Crosby | 3.3 | 3.3 | 3.3 | 110 | |
| Late Again | Lady Jane | Rolling Stones | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 108 | |
| Giant Garbage Bag | Magic Carpet Ride | Steppenwolf | 5.0 | 4.9 | 4.9 | 115 | |
| Dumpin' Jack Black | Jumpin' Jack Flash | Rolling Stones | 4.5 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 111 | |
| The Wading | The Waiting | Tom Petty | 5.0 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 107 | |
| Mr. Postman | Mr. Sandman | Chordettes | 5.0 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 134 | |
| God Save Our Schools | God Save the Queen | Sex Pistols | 4.4 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 163 | |
| You've Got a Trombone Now | I Think We're Alone Now | Tommy James/Shondells | 4.4 | 4.4 | 4.4 | 106 | |
| Barry | Sherry | Four Seasons | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 112 | |
| How Deep Is That Well? | How Deep Is Your Love? | Bee Gees | 4.7 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 141 | |
| Stewie Griffin | Jewish Princess | Frank Zappa | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 1419 | |
| Peter and the MILF | Peter and the Wolf | Various | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 129 | |
| Peep Through My Window | Come To My Window | Melissa Ethridge | 4.6 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 191 | |
| Oompah (Loompah) | Doodah (Camptown Races) | Trad | 4.9 | 4.9 | 4.9 | 278 | |
| Paper Blog Writer | Paperback Writer | Beatles | 4.6 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 117 | |
| I Just Need Some Space | I've Just Seen a Face | Beatles | 4.7 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 120 | |
| Clown Eyed Girl | Brown Eyed Girl | Van Morrison | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 143 | |
| Pastor, the Friendly Priest | Casper the Friendly Ghost | Cartoon Theme | 4.8 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 149 | |
| Raking Up the Yard For You | Breaking Up Is Hard To Do | Neil Sedaka | 4.8 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 110 | |
| Mellow Bassoon | Yellow Balloon | Yellow Balloon | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 138 | |
| Get My Tax Return | Point Of Know Return | Kansas | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 152 | |
| Wake Me Up When My Member Spends | Wake Me Up When September Ends | Green Day | 3.8 | 3.8 | 3.8 | 94 | |
| This LAN is My LAN | This Land Is Your Land | Woody Guthrie | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 158 | |
| Constipation | Conversation | Joni Mitchell | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 103 | |
| Big Yellow Snowjob | Big Yellow Taxi | Joni Mitchell | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 106 | |
| High Priced Lexus | Long Tall Texan | Beach Boys | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 120 | |
| Bigger Song | Tigger's song | Tigger | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 201 | |
| Bar Man Embarrassed | Free Man in Paris | Joni Mitchell | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 118 | |
| Let It Mellow | Mellow Yellow | Donovan | 4.7 | 5.0 | 4.7 | 170 | |
| Cause I'm a Bond | Cause I'm a Blond | Julie Brown | 4.8 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 181 | |
| Santa's Wife Is Goin' On Down | Santa Claus Is Coming To Town | Xmas crap | 4.3 | 4.1 | 4.2 | 337 | |
| Stains | Signs | Five Man Electrical | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 104 | |
| Garbage Can | Barbara Ann | Beach bBoys | 5.0 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 157 | |
| Gig Time | Big Time | Peter Gabriel | No Votes | 156 | |||
| Vet Song | Jet Song | Cast, 'West Side Story' | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 112 | |
| Dick and Balls | Deck the Halls | Traditional | 4.6 | 4.4 | 4.5 | 183 | |
| Bare Chested Hairy Gentlemen | God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen | Traditional | 4.8 | 4.4 | 4.5 | 143 | |
| Up In A Mousetrap | Up On A Rooftop | Traditional | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 96 | |
| Bet It Slow | Let It Snow | Traditional | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 99 | |
| Ronnie, the Big Hosed Porn Star | Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer | Xmas crap | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 148 | |
| Goose-step Around the Christmas Tree | Two-step Around the Christmas Tree | Traditional | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 125 | |
| I'll Be Dumped At Christmas | I'll Be Home For Christmas | Traditional | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 111 | |
| Toy to a Girl | Joy to the World | Traditional | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 125 | |
| Liver Smells | Silver Bells | Traditional | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 115 | |
| Bale of Hay | Show Me the Way | Peter Frampton | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 117 | |
| The First Go-to-Hell | The First Noel | Traditional | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 115 | |
| I Believe in Bleeping Christmas | I Believe In Father Christmas | Greg Lake | No Votes | 128 | |||
| I Came Upon a Midnight Whore | It Came Upon a Midnight Clear | Traditional | 4.8 | 4.2 | 4.5 | 89 | |
| All I Want For Xmas Is Some New Front Teats | All I Want For Xmas Is My Two Front Teeth | Traditional | 4.0 | 3.0 | 3.2 | 139 | |
| Angels We Have Heard Out There | Angels We Have Heard On High | Traditional | 4.7 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 129 | |
| What Crap Is This? | What Child Is This? | Traditonal | 4.4 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 127 | |
| Do You Fear What I Fear? | Do You Hear What I Hear? | Traditional | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 148 | |
| Dangle Balls | Jingle Bells | Traditional | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 150 | |
| Cowpie In the Sand | Cowgirl In the Sand | Neil Young | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 161 | |
| Hand In That Socket | Hand In My Pocket | Alanis Morrisette | 4.5 | 4.8 | 4.6 | 161 | |
| My Fly | My Guy | Diana Ross | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 166 | |
| Nose Fartin' | Rose Garden | Lynn Anderson | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 135 | |
| Old Gray Hair | Old Gray Mare | Traditonal | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 167 | |
| Big Splash Cannonball | Wabash Cannonball | Traditional | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 134 | |
| My Pop's In the Pokey | On Top of Old Smokey | Traditional | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 117 | |
| 98-No Sex | 98.6 | Keith | 4.0 | 3.4 | 3.4 | 284 | |
| I'm In Traction | Satisfaction | Rolling Stones | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 108 | |
| Bauer to the Rescue | Power to the People | John Lennon | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 111 | |
| Cop a Plea | All of Me | Traditional | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 117 | |
| Phonograph | Photograph | Ringo Starr | 4.6 | 4.9 | 4.9 | 122 | |
| I'm In the Mood For Beer | I'm In the Mood For Love | Frank Sinatra | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 129 | |
| She's a Man-Leaver | I'm a Believer | Monkees | 4.5 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 120 | |
| Knockin' Up Kevin's Whore | Knockin' On Heaven's Door | Bob Dylan | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 123 | |
| She's My Wife | In My Life | Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 113 | |
| Cello In the Marching Band | Listen To the Mockingbird | Misc | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 188 | |
| The Untossable Dwarf | The Impossible Dream | Man of La Mancha | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 112 | |
| Learning to Fry | Learning to Fly | Tom Petty | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 116 | |
| Poor Laund'ring One | Poor Wand'ring One | Gilbert & Sullivan | 4.4 | 4.4 | 4.4 | 270 | |
| Coma | Lola | Kinks | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 161 | |
| Oft Rejected Man | Well Respected Man | Kinks | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 154 | |
| Homer's Deranged | Home On the Range | Traditonal | 4.4 | 4.4 | 4.4 | 192 | |
| Piddle About | Fiddle About (from Tommy) | Who | 5.0 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 158 | |
| The Rancid Teen | The Acid Queen (from Tommy) | Who | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 160 | |
| A Bummer Song | A Summer Song | Chad and Jeremy | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 119 | |
| Captain Gawker/It's a Toy?Plenty fun | Captain Walker/It's a Boy/Twenty-one | Who | 4.5 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 164 | |
| The Filaments | The Elements | Tom Lehrer | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 139 | |
| Farmyard Love | For Your Love | Yardbirds | 4.9 | 4.4 | 4.6 | 161 | |
| I'm a Clone | I'm a Boy | Who | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 154 | |
| Turd of the Century | Turn of the Century | Yes | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 197 | |
| Ants Scurry, Love | Can't Hurry Love | Diana Ross | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 169 | |
| Wooden Teeth | Wooden Ships | Crosby, Stills, Nash | 4.8 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 121 | |
| Runny Brown Ice Cream | Runnin' Down a Dream | Tom Petty | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 116 | |
| When Georgie Starts Bringing Home Those Men | When Johnny Comes Marching Home Again | Traditional | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 123 | |
| Freein' Boobs That Are 'E' | Me and Bobby McGee | Janis Joplin | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 239 | |
| Bed, Bed, Line | Red, Red Wine | Bob Marley | 4.4 | 4.4 | 4.4 | 274 | |
| Somebody's Crotch Over Me | Someone To Watch Over Me | Ella Fitzgerald | 4.8 | 4.4 | 4.5 | 107 | |
| When I Was a Dad | When I Was a Lad | Gilbert & Sullivan | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 288 | |
| Melanoma | Mona Lisa | Nat King Cole | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 111 | |
| Staring Down the Blouse | Burning Down the House | Talking Heads | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 140 | |
| Circle Blame | Circle Game | Joni Mitchell | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 98 | |
| Fake Your Blown-Minded Music | Make Your Own Kind Of Music | Mamas and Pappas | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 204 | |
| Gettin' Some Strange | People Are Strange | Doors | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 221 | |
| Cream On Fleas | Dream Police | Cheap Trick | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 159 | |
| Heart Bypass | Heart of Glass | Blondie | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 178 | |
| Insulation | Isolation | John Lennon | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 115 | |
| Gun Barrel Polka | Beer Barrel Polka | Traditional | 4.9 | 4.6 | 4.7 | 115 | |
| Knocked Me Out | Start Me Up | Rolling Stones | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 109 | |
| Puts His Hand In the Band (He's the Man) | Put Your Hand In the Hand of the Man | Elvis Presley | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 105 | |
| Bar Money | Harmony | Elton John | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 106 | |
| Blundered a Smidge | Under the Bridge | Red Hot Chili Peppers | 4.4 | 3.8 | 4.0 | 127 | |
| It's Buddy Love | Can't Buy Me Love | Beatles | 5.0 | 4.7 | 5.0 | 127 | |
| Was a Funny Day | Was a Sunny Day | Paul Simon | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 96 | |
| Albertsons | Alison | Elvis Costello | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 171 | |
| New Kid's a Clown | New Kid In Town | Eagles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 172 | |
| Maybe It's a Glazed | Maybe I'm Amazed | Paul McCartney | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 161 | |
| Why Do You Beep? | How Do You Sleep? | John Lennon | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 108 | |
| Ahoy! Famed Crew | A Boy Named Sue | Johnny Cash | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 105 | |
| Let's Bend the Light Together | Let's Spend the Night Together | Rolling Stones | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 105 | |
| Under My Bum | Under My Thumb | Rolling Stones | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 123 | |
| Against All Rods (Take the Hook From Me Now) | Against All Odds (Take a Look at Me Now) | Phil Collins | 4.9 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 127 | |
| Your Llama Won't Dance | Your Momma Don't Dance | Loggins and Messina | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 145 | |
| Car Collector | Star Collector | Monkees | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 141 | |
| Team Lover | Dream Lover | Bobby Darrin | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 130 | |
| Whole Lotta Noise | Whole Lotta Love | Led Zepplin | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 139 | |
| Clown in the Valley | Down in the Valley | Traditional | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 171 | |
| In the Mind of Bush | There's a Kind of Hush | Herman's Hermits | 4.5 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 98 | |
| It's Regurgitation | You're My Inspiration | Chicago | 4.0 | 3.5 | 3.8 | 152 | |
| Pop-ups Don't Reach | Papa Don't Preach | Madonna | 4.5 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 115 | |
| The World Wide Web | The Way We Were | Barbra Streisand | 5.0 | 4.8 | 5.0 | 155 | |
| Cattle Poo | That'll Do (from 'Babe') | Randy Newman/Peter Gabriel | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 152 | |
| I've Made 'Thou' Chart | How Great Thou Art | Church Hymn | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 127 | |
| I'm Federline the First, I Am | I'm Henry the XIII, I Am | Herman's Hermits | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 105 | |
| Word Program | Witch Doctor | Dave Seville | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 150 | |
| She's a Problem | She's a Woman | Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 102 | |
| Man I'd Like To Throttle | Message In a Bottle | Police | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 144 | |
| Steve the Croc Hunter | Quinn the Eskimo | Dylan/Manfred Mann | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 134 | |
| Popeye the So-Sick Man | Popeye the Sailor Man | Cartoon Theme | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 182 | |
| Survivor Races | Wide Open Spaces | Dixie Chicks | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 139 | |
| Salary (The) | Gallery (The) | Joni Mitchell | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 139 | |
| Mockin' Me Baby | Rockin' Me Baby | Steve Miller | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 124 | |
| You've Got a Fred | You've Got a Friend | Carole King | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 132 | |
| Pad Thai on the Rise | Bad Moon on the Rise | Creedence Clearwater Revival | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 116 | |
| Fidgety Trubled Daughter | Bridge Over Troubled Water | Simon & Garfunkle | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 125 | |
| Elevator Music | Rock And Roll Music | Chuck Berry | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 104 | |
| Fake 'Live' | Take Five | Dave Brubeck | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 130 | |
| No Fatter Butt | No Matter What | Badfinger | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 136 | |
| Bangle with the Dangle | Bungle in the Jungle | Jethro Tull | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 137 | |
| Spears and Kevin | Tears in Heaven | Eric Clapton | 4.3 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 128 | |
| Kramer | Jimmy | Thoroughly Modern Millie Cast | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 118 | |
| Peasant Valet Parking | Pleasant Valley Sunday | Monkees | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 132 | |
| Leaf Raker | Heartbreaker | Pat Benatar | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 151 | |
| This Song is So Dumb at Xmas | We Wish You a Merry Xmas | Traditional | 4.4 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 142 | |
| N-Word | Onward | Yes | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 222 | |
| You're a Weird One, David Lynch | You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch | Dr. Seuss special | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 166 | |
| Screamer | Dreamer | Supertramp | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 174 | |
| King Kong Hairily Up high | Ding, Dong, Merrily On High | Traditional | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 115 | |
| We Three Dudes | We Three Kings | Traditional | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 135 | |
| Gay After Gay | Day After Day | Badfinger | 3.9 | 3.1 | 3.6 | 148 | |
| I Am a Hypochondriac at Christmas | I Want a Hippopotamus for Christmas | Gayla Peevey | 4.8 | 4.5 | 4.8 | 468 | |
| What File Is This? | What Child Is This? | Traditional | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 131 | |
| That King From the Ads | Good King Wenceslas | Traditional | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 147 | |
| This Song's a Bummer, Boy | The Little Drummer Boy | Traditional | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 137 | |
| Pole Man | Soul Man | Blues Brothers | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 142 | |
| Hole Man | Soul Man | Blues Brothers | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 158 | |
| Hot Tubbin' | Hot Blooded | Foreigner | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 164 | |
| Bindy | Windy | The Association | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 146 | |
| Joe DiRita Will | Margueritaville | Jimmy Buffet | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 142 | |
| Backing Up Is Hard To Do | Breaking Up Is Hard To do | Neil Sedaka | 4.8 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 163 | |
| Don't Park So Close To Me | Don't Stand So Close To Me | The Police | 4.8 | 4.7 | 4.8 | 126 | |
| When You Piss Upon a Car | When You Wish Upon a Star | Jiminy Cricket | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 134 | |
| Long Enough | Strong Enough | Sheryl Crow | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 119 | |
| Took a Dump by the Side of the Road | By the Light of the Silvery Moon | Doris Day | 4.8 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 148 | |
| Oh, Very Hung | Oh, Very Young | Cat Stevens | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 158 | |
| We're Off to Flee the Blizzard | We're Off to See the Wizard | Wizard of Oz cast | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 139 | |
| Watchin' Charlie's Angels | Walkin' with My Angel | Bobby Vee | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 160 | |
| Dean Dean | Green Green | New Christy Minstrels | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 140 | |
| Wishing You Were Beer | Wishing You Were Here | Chicago | 4.2 | 3.8 | 4.0 | 185 | |
| I've Looked Everywhere | I've Been Everywhere | Johnny Cash | 4.9 | 5.0 | 4.9 | 188 | |
| Have You Ever Been Yellow? | Have You Never Been Mellow? | Olivia Newton-John | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 169 | |
| She One-Leg Dancing | You Should Be Dancing | Bee Gees | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 126 | |
| The Only Jewish Boy That Eats Pork | The Only Living Boy in New York | Simon and Garfunkle | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 120 | |
| To Serve With Love | To Sir With Love | Lulu | 4.2 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 1413 | |
| Doggy Doo | Peggy Sue | Buddy Holly | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 180 | |
| Condoms In My Wallet | Sunshine On My Shoulder | John Denver | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 153 | |
| It's the Wrong Day For You to Marry | It's a Long Way to Tipparary | Oldie | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 385 | |
| Screwdriver | Sledghammer | Peter Gabriel | 5.0 | 4.9 | 4.9 | 165 | |
| Mia Farrow | Broken Arrow | Buffalo Springfield | 5.0 | 3.3 | 4.0 | 211 | |
| Make 'em Feed Me | Take It Easy | Eagles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 141 | |
| Passed the Wind | Catch the Wind | Donovan | 5.0 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 168 | |
| 3-Speed Personal Vibrator | Yellow Polka Dot Bikini | Bryan Hyland | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 183 | |
| Cheap Hauling | Free Falling | Tom Petty | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 138 | |
| Gettysbeer Address | Gettysburg Address | Abraham Lincoln | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 175 | |
| Mutt Stop | Bus Stop | Hollies | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 194 | |
| Piranha | Delilah | Tom Jones | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 144 | |
| From the Big Gunning | From the Beginning | ELP | No Votes | 168 | |||
| Flirty Kirk | Dirty Work | Steely Dan | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 246 | |
| (Feelin') So Bad | So Bad | Paul McCartney | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 131 | |
| Pinball Wizard | When I Was a Lad | Gilbert and Sullivan | 4.6 | 4.5 | 4.6 | 504 | |
| (That Guy) Drew Dilbert | Blue Velvet | Bobby Vinton | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 115 | |
| Favorite Jokes | Favorite Things | Julie Andrews | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 174 | |
| Only Phew! | Only You | Ringo, Harry Connick, Jr., others | 5.0 | 4.8 | 5.0 | 138 | |
| Rat's Got a Ladle | Cat's in the Cradle | Harry Chapin | 4.9 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 220 | |
| Help Me Make it Through This Song | Help Me Make it Through the Night | Kris Kristofferson | 5.0 | 4.8 | 5.0 | 222 | |
| Lo-han | Go Now | Moody Blues | 4.5 | 3.0 | 3.5 | 174 | |
| Smells So Bad | Hurts So Bad | Linda Ronstadt | 4.0 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 211 | |
| A Dump I Am A-Taking | The Times They Are A-Changing | Bob Dylan | 5.0 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 233 | |
| I Think I Just Stepped In Poo | I Got My Mind Set On You | George Harrison | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 336 | |
| Just Like a Tumor | Just Like a Woman | Bob Dylan | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 161 | |
| Beefeater | Maneater | Hall and Oates | 5.0 | 4.6 | 4.7 | 195 | |
| Because the Night (NYC version) | Because the Night | Patti Smith | 5.0 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 165 | |
| I Don't Know How To Love Him (Airhead version) | I Don't Know How To Love Him | Yvonne Elliman | 4.7 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 212 | |
| Cussin' and Cussin' | Nothing From Nothing | Billy Preston | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 160 | |
| Superheatedatmosphereinphoenixarizona | Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious | Dick Van Dyke | 4.7 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 204 | |
| Ms. Griffin's Jesus | My Gift To Jesus | Hymn | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 246 | |
| O.J. is Back | Baby's in Black | Beatles | No Votes | 155 | |||
| Amazing Chest | Amazing Grace | Trad. | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 290 | |
| Barfin' Kitty Blues | Folsom Prison Blues | Johnny Cash | 4.8 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 214 | |
| The Shady Bunch | The Brady Bunch | TV Theme | 4.6 | 4.4 | 4.4 | 494 | |
| Lied On My Resume | My Love's In Jeapardy | Greg Kihn | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 183 | |
| Big Hollow Texan | Big Yellow Taxi | Joni Mitchell | 4.2 | 4.0 | 4.1 | 209 | |
| Hey, What The Hell's With You | I Put a Spell On You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 140 | |
| (He's a) Dick--House | (She's a) Brick House | Commodores | 4.2 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 268 | |
| Bye, Bye, Black Beard | Bye, Bye, Blackbird | Trad | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 267 | |
| What Have They Done To My Dong? | What Have They done To My Song? | Melanie | No Votes | 241 | |||
| Movin' | Groovin' | Young Rascals | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 189 | |
| Hearin' From My Barn Door | Lookin' Out My Back Door | Creedence Clearwater Revival | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 173 | |
| Wild, Wild Rice | Wild, Wild Life | Talking Heads | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 231 | |
| Getabeer | Guinevere | Crosby-Nash | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 177 | |
| Delta (Quadrant) | Delta | David Crosby | No Votes | 163 | |||
| Critical Lass/To the Last Male | Critical Mass/To the Last Whale | Crosby-Nash | 4.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 158 | |
| I've Been Worried 'Bout My Boyfriend | I've Been Working on the Railroad | Trad. | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 392 | |
| Won't Get Ghoul'd Again | Won't Get Fooled Again | Who | 4.7 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 188 | |
| Baby Be Black | Baby Come Back | Player | 4.7 | 4.0 | 4.3 | 191 | |
| Gamey | Amy | Pure Prairie League | 4.8 | 4.9 | 4.8 | 219 | |
| Here cComes the Groom | Here Comes the Bride | Eveeryone | 4.8 | 4.6 | 4.8 | 408 | |
| Help,Help,Help | Please, Please,Please | Bings | No Votes | 126 | |||
| Cowed Dairy | Proud Mary | Creedence Clearwater Revival | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 169 | |
| Carrot Top | At the Hop | Sha-na-na | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 265 | |
| Time But No Reason | Time of the Season | Zombies | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 158 | |
| Give My PC To Broadband | Give My Regards To Broadway | George M Cohan | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 150 | |
| Weight Gain | Freight Train | Fred Eaglesmith | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 153 | |
| The Rhymes They Are A-Changing | The Times They Are A-Changing | Bob Dylan | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 229 | |
| She'll Soon Be Gettin' Wood | I'm Into Somethin' Good | Herman's Hermits | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 175 | |
| Big Yellow Maxi | Big Yellow Taxi | Joni Mitchell | 4.4 | 4.4 | 4.4 | 151 | |
| Fellows, It's Bust We're Going/Go Way Now Captain Dubya | Hello, I Must Be Going/ Hooray For Captain Spauldi | Groucho Marx and Co. | 4.5 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 143 | |
| I've Depends On Low Places | I Got Friends in Low Places | Garth Brooks | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 184 | |
| Water Has Broken | Morning Has Broken | Cat Stevens | 3.3 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 159 | |
| The Boxers | The Boxer | Simon & Garfunkel | 4.5 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 128 | |
| Fartmaker | Heartbreaker | Pat Benatar | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 181 | |
| I Saw Three Chicks | I Saw Three Ships | Traditional | 4.8 | 4.6 | 4.8 | 151 | |
| Poppin' all the Zits | Puttin' on the Ritz | Irving Berlin | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 170 | |
| Supermultifornicationcausewerepolyam’rous | Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious | Julie Andrews&co | 4.5 | 4.8 | 4.5 | 171 | |
| Goodbye Yellowish Teeth | Goodbye Yellow Brick Road | Elton John | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 155 | |
| She's Got a Sprained Toe | She's Like a Rainbow | Rolling Stones | 4.5 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 136 | |
| Saint Barack | Paint It Black | Rolling Stones | 4.3 | 3.9 | 4.3 | 167 | |
| Lotsa More-ay | That's amore | Dean Martin | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 139 | |
| We Are the Borg | We Are the World | Michael Jackson | 4.8 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 175 | |
| The Blunder of You | The Wonder of You | Elvis Presley | 4.7 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 122 | |
| What My Bod Needs Now is Dove | What the World Needs Now is Love | Jackie DeShannon | 4.2 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 122 | |
| How Do You Solve Her Problem- Gonorrhea? | How Do You Solve a Problem Like Maria? | Sound Of Music Cast | 4.8 | 3.8 | 4.2 | 140 | |
| Needs a Cleanin' This Bathroom Bowl | On the Cover of Rolling Stone | Dr. Hook | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 109 | |
| Lousy Lover | Easy Lover | Phil collins/ Phillip Bailey | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 138 | |
| On Hold | Hold On | Yes | 4.7 | 4.5 | 4.7 | 96 | |
| Guy in Me Face | Fly in Me Face | Carly Simon | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 83 | |
| S.O.L. | S.O.S. | ABBA | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 83 | |
| Earache Tonight | Heartache Tonight | Eagles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 82 | |
| The Junker | The Joker | The Steve Miller Band | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 65 | |
| You Belong In Me | You Belong With Me | Taylor Swift | 4.3 | 4.7 | 4.8 | 182 | |
| Filthy Paws are Cooking Your Chow | Santa Clause is Coming to Town | Traditional | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 48 | |
| Sprayin' a Hive | Stayin' Alive | Bee Gees | 5.0 | 4.3 | 4.5 | 47 | |
