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Song Parodies -> "Have You Ever Been Yellow?"
Original Song Title:
"Have You Never Been Mellow?"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Olivia Newton-John
Parody Song Title:
"Have You Ever Been Yellow?"
Parody Written by:
Rick Duncan
The Lyrics
One of these days I'll be funny again
There was a time when I was feeling chicken in a bar
I had no brew
There came a day when I just had to drink a pint or two
Or twenty-two
Now I just want to kick your ass
Now I found that nerve in a glass
Have you ever been yellow?
Have you never tried to find the tiger that's inside you?
Have you ever felt crappy the next day, how true!
Have you ever let someone else whup you?
Running around like I do with my head up in my butt
I had no clue
Never had balls to fight back, bite some necks off, close some eyes
I was scared, too
Now I am one scary-ass man
I just need some booze, any brand
Have you ever been yellow?
Have you never tried to find the tiger that's inside you?
Have you ever felt crappy the next day, and wrong
Have you ever beat someone else that's strong?
I had no brew
There came a day when I just had to drink a pint or two
Or twenty-two
Now I just want to kick your ass
Now I found that nerve in a glass
Have you ever been yellow?
Have you never tried to find the tiger that's inside you?
Have you ever felt crappy the next day, how true!
Have you ever let someone else whup you?
Running around like I do with my head up in my butt
I had no clue
Never had balls to fight back, bite some necks off, close some eyes
I was scared, too
Now I am one scary-ass man
I just need some booze, any brand
Have you ever been yellow?
Have you never tried to find the tiger that's inside you?
Have you ever felt crappy the next day, and wrong
Have you ever beat someone else that's strong?
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no, but i get the blues sometimes
No, but if you think it's hard being yellow, I can tell you that it's not easy being green.
Nobody calls me yellow. And NOBODY calls me chicken.
I've looked for the tiger in me before.
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