Song Parodies -> "Now There's Only Trump"

Original Song Title:

"I've Been Everywhere"

Original Performer:

"Now There's Only Trump"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

NOW THERE’S ONLY TRUMP

I was watching the news, I like the real trusty Rachel Maddow show
When along came her story that seems to always bigger grow
If you follow MSNBC, they’ll take you for a ride
So I tuned into the feed and then I watched the great divide
And I mused, “Have I ever seen a government this bad?”
Not back when Kissinger and that Nixon crowd did the headlines grab

Now there only Trump, man
Following his Trump plan
Just like Forrest Gump, man
All on board have jumped,man
Wants to be the ump, man
Now there’s only Trump.

He’s fired:
Sally Yates
Mike Flynn
K. McFarland
V. Murthy
Reid, Angella
James Comey
Off to Star-land

Mike Dubke
Tera Dahl
Walter Shaub
Mark Corallo
Spicey Sean
Rich Higgins
Michael Short
Write a tell-all

Derek Harvey
Reince Priebus
Scaramucci
George Gigicos
Cohen-Watnick
Steve Bannon
Carl Icahn
Clash of egos

Now there only Trump, man
Following his Trump plan
Just like Forrest Gump, man
All on board have jumped,man
Wants to be the ump, man
Now there’s only Trump

Mr. Gorka
Keith Schiller
Tom Price
George Sifakis
Rick Dearborn
Mr. Katz
Dina Powell
Had enough of this

Omarosa
A., McCabe
T. Weyeneth
B. Fitzgerald
Rob Porter
D. Sorensen
Rachel Brand
Double-barreled

Gary Cohn
John Feely
John McEntee
Tillerson!
John Dowd
Dave Shulkin
Hope Hicks
Just begun!

Now there only Trump, man
Following his Trump plan
Just like Forrest Gump, man
All on board have jumped,man
Wants to be the ump, man
Now there’s only Trump

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Claude Prez - March 30, 2018 - Report this comment

Hmmm...let me think, should I comment on the parody, or should I GET TRIGGERED AND ATTACK THE EVIL OPINION THAT CONTRADICTS MY BRILLIANT WORLDVIEW??? What to do, what to do.....hey, nice job Rick

Stuart McArthur - March 30, 2018 - Report this comment

Very clever in conception and execution, Rick. Weirdly and scarily, with Pompeo and Bolton now there, for the first time we're needing Trump to reverse personality and become a moderating influence.

Peter Andersson - March 31, 2018 - Report this comment

Personally I think a government (any government) should switch "players" just like Fotboll/Baseball/Basket/Icehockey teams during ongoing seasons. Too many politicians, aids and policy wonks overstay their use and overthink their importance. As for Trump I still don't understand exactly how and when he was traded from the Dems to the Reps, but it sure worked!

Waiter - March 31, 2018 - Report this comment

Who ordered the Swedish meatballs again?

Chef Peter - April 01, 2018 - Report this comment

@ Anonymous Waiter: Will you get them out sometime today!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sY_Yf4zz-yo

Phil Alexander - April 01, 2018 - Report this comment

A shorter parody might be "Who's left?" :-)

Do you ever watch the West Wing and try and draw parallel's with today's version?

CJ - December 20, 2018 - Report this comment

Ignorant, dude. Ignorant.

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