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Song Parodies -> "Hoo, There Homely Girl"
Original Song Title:
"Hey There Lonely Girl"
Original Performer:
New Edition
Parody Song Title:
"Hoo, There Homely Girl"
Parody Written by:
Rick Duncan
The Lyrics
Hoo, there homely girl, homely girl
Let me make your ugly face like new
Oh my, homely girl, homely girl
Couple grand will fix that mess for you
Ever since you broke your nose, you look like hell
Men peek and pass away
How I long to take ten grand and operate
I have golf fees to pay
Hoo, there homely girl, groanly girl
Let me make your ugly face like new
Oh my, homely girl, homely girl
Couple grand will fix that mess for you
You think that only mag models can be models
And make the world stand still
Well, once you're in my care, you'll see
No one can fill your lips the way I will
And then I'll bill
Hoo, there homely girl, homely girl
Let me make your ugly face like new
Oh my, homely girl, homely girl
Hundred grand will fix that mess for you
Let me make your ugly face like new
Oh my, homely girl, homely girl
Couple grand will fix that mess for you
Ever since you broke your nose, you look like hell
Men peek and pass away
How I long to take ten grand and operate
I have golf fees to pay
Hoo, there homely girl, groanly girl
Let me make your ugly face like new
Oh my, homely girl, homely girl
Couple grand will fix that mess for you
You think that only mag models can be models
And make the world stand still
Well, once you're in my care, you'll see
No one can fill your lips the way I will
And then I'll bill
Hoo, there homely girl, homely girl
Let me make your ugly face like new
Oh my, homely girl, homely girl
Hundred grand will fix that mess for you
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LOL! This is funny! Got your package yesterday. Listened to it on the way to work this morning. I only got as far as "The World is My Ashtray" which, by the way, is an expression I thought I coined years ago. We'll have to record something together. Something with some 3 part harmony.
Lovely work, Dr Duncan...requiring no cosmetic work whatsoever. 555
That's one of the reasons I sent it to you, Rick. I wanted to show you what we could do, and look for other convergences. let me know if you ever plan to visit this coast. We'll find something.
You rich bastard. Here, have a trillion dollars.
Rick (D)...you are SUCH a cut-up...5's ~ ~ ~
Ah, but with technology, we can record from coast to coast without leaving our homes. You do your parts, put it on mp3, email it to me. I add my part(s), email it back for your approval and voila! MP3 isn't the best sounding compression but, it ain't bad for doing what we're talking about. Yes/No?
Yes Rick, I've done that with Jeff Reuben, Mer and Pip, and Phil Alexander.You seem to be able to mix and merge well, so if you have some ideas, toss 'em at me. I want to do the Beatles "Because" and you can have the Lennon part, but we need a better parody that the one I wrote. we can handle any other 3 parts you can.
Sounds like a plan. Let me give it some thought.
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