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Song Parodies -> "Latrines' Hymn"
Original Song Title:
"Marines' Hymn"
Original Performer:
Trad
Parody Song Title:
"Latrines' Hymn"
Parody Written by:
Rick Duncan
The Lyrics
I got ones from some idiot because of a potty song, so I had to write another.........come and get it!
From revenge of Montezuma
To the guys that miss with pee
I flush what human beings create
Do it sanitarily
It's a dirty job, but without me
All the streets would be unclean
So be proud to do your duty in
A nice modern day latrine
I get installed in every home
I'm expensive to repair
I have many good accessories
So the germs you do not share
Making jokes about me's impolite
Sometimes border on obscene
But just try to live a day without
A nice modern day latrine
In ancient times things weren't so nice
People left their loads in haste
You could travel down a country road
And see many piles of waste
So be glad we're not in Roman times
Where the sewers could be seen
And you live where you can rest your loins
On a modern day latrine
To the guys that miss with pee
I flush what human beings create
Do it sanitarily
It's a dirty job, but without me
All the streets would be unclean
So be proud to do your duty in
A nice modern day latrine
I get installed in every home
I'm expensive to repair
I have many good accessories
So the germs you do not share
Making jokes about me's impolite
Sometimes border on obscene
But just try to live a day without
A nice modern day latrine
In ancient times things weren't so nice
People left their loads in haste
You could travel down a country road
And see many piles of waste
So be glad we're not in Roman times
Where the sewers could be seen
And you live where you can rest your loins
On a modern day latrine
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LOL!! Had me hooked from the title. :D 5's
it's impolite to make jokes, so write a parody instead - clever strategy Rick - 555
Semper fives!
Oh, is this a song about toilets? Dude, we don't do that here; you must be new.
Captain Tidy Bowl, SIR!
a stirring anthem...god bless the latrines...5s
My only piece of potty humor bears the same name. My "Latrine Hymn" fared quite well, but was "one"d sometime between the ratings wipe and when I returned from vacation to discover there had been a ratings wipe. :( http://www.amiright.com/parody/misc/tradiitional0.shtml
Plumb good...
I see your pristine new latrine has so far not attracted any number ones or number twos! :-D
Sir! Three fives, Sir!
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