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Song Parodies -> "My Fly"
Original Song Title:
"My Guy"
Original Performer:
Diana Ross
Parody Song Title:
"My Fly"
Parody Written by:
Rick Duncan
The Lyrics
Not about to grin, I tore off some skin from my fly (My fly)
Way too hard I yanked, now I've mangled my crank in my fly (My fly)
I'm sticking from my fly like wounded chicken
The teeth are a-stickin', the blood is tricklin'
I'm yellin' out "Yow, Oh Fudge"
My weener's really stuck in my fly
Nothing I can zip will free me from the grip of my fly (My fly)
Nothing that I shred will shake this awful dread from my fly (My fly)
I gave my fly a push and pullin'
And a shakin' and I'm moanin'
And plenty swearin'
I won't be wearin' my fly
With a bladder like a peanut, I often pee
But I've never zipped it injuriously
As a bladder of waste, it's been okay
Now I'm en route to a hospital stay
No muscle bound man this pain could stand from my fly (My fly)
No happy place will this torture erase from my fly (My fly)
I know I'm gonna have a scar
If they cut it off I'll have to buy, sports car
There's not a King or Knight
Who won't shiver with fright from my fly (My fly)
(sound of ambulance fade.)
Way too hard I yanked, now I've mangled my crank in my fly (My fly)
I'm sticking from my fly like wounded chicken
The teeth are a-stickin', the blood is tricklin'
I'm yellin' out "Yow, Oh Fudge"
My weener's really stuck in my fly
Nothing I can zip will free me from the grip of my fly (My fly)
Nothing that I shred will shake this awful dread from my fly (My fly)
I gave my fly a push and pullin'
And a shakin' and I'm moanin'
And plenty swearin'
I won't be wearin' my fly
With a bladder like a peanut, I often pee
But I've never zipped it injuriously
As a bladder of waste, it's been okay
Now I'm en route to a hospital stay
No muscle bound man this pain could stand from my fly (My fly)
No happy place will this torture erase from my fly (My fly)
I know I'm gonna have a scar
If they cut it off I'll have to buy, sports car
There's not a King or Knight
Who won't shiver with fright from my fly (My fly)
(sound of ambulance fade.)
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There's something about Rick Duncan.....
Ouch! That happened to a friend of mine once. And pardon me for picking a nit, but I'm 99.95% sure that this is a Mary Wells song. 555 regardless.
yeah, this is a Mary Wells song. Diana Ross never performed it. I'm gonna have to give you a 1/1/1 for crediting the wrong performer.
Now tears are running from my eyes
To hear of your being.. circumcised
Now when the doctor says "cough",
He'll know you've had a tip off, on your fly...
:.)
To hear of your being.. circumcised
Now when the doctor says "cough",
He'll know you've had a tip off, on your fly...
:.)
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