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Song Parodies -> "Now I'm In the Slammer"
Original Song Title:
"If I Had a Hammer"
Original Performer:
Peter Paul and mary
Parody Song Title:
"Now I'm In the Slammer"
Parody Written by:
Rick Duncan
The Lyrics
Now I'm in the slammer
The slammer every morning
The slammer every evening
Got caught by the "man"
Watch out for rump rangers
They grab without warning
I'm standing with my back against
The shower wall, my keister
Don't-bend over, I stand
Now I'm stuck in Hell
It's lousy in the morning
It's lousy in the evening
My "roommate" is Stan
He's grabin' his wanger
He's lookin' at his porno
He wrings out the love
Till he is suffering from blisters
All over his hand
Now I have a bong
I smoke it in the morning
I smoke it in the evening
Then do it again
Bought from a stranger
I go on a journey
I smoke that dope
Forget that I am stuck with all these misters
Too bad it's banned
Now I'm in the slammer
And I'm stuck in Hell
And I've got a bong to smoke
And life just ain't grand
It's the slammer of justice
It's a lack of freedom
It's a life where you
Choose between the mothers and the fisters
All because I'm canned
The slammer every morning
The slammer every evening
Got caught by the "man"
Watch out for rump rangers
They grab without warning
I'm standing with my back against
The shower wall, my keister
Don't-bend over, I stand
Now I'm stuck in Hell
It's lousy in the morning
It's lousy in the evening
My "roommate" is Stan
He's grabin' his wanger
He's lookin' at his porno
He wrings out the love
Till he is suffering from blisters
All over his hand
Now I have a bong
I smoke it in the morning
I smoke it in the evening
Then do it again
Bought from a stranger
I go on a journey
I smoke that dope
Forget that I am stuck with all these misters
Too bad it's banned
Now I'm in the slammer
And I'm stuck in Hell
And I've got a bong to smoke
And life just ain't grand
It's the slammer of justice
It's a lack of freedom
It's a life where you
Choose between the mothers and the fisters
All because I'm canned
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This phrase took me a second..."Choose between the mothers and the fisters", then I thought , "Oh, my". hehe 5's
Wasn't that song by Beater-Ball and Harry?
Yes, Johnny, but it was written by a pete-seeker.
Yeah, and your luck isn't getting any better, either...I hear they just banned smoking in jail...what-a-bummer...5's ~ ~ ~
I sentence you to 555 years! Marvelously close phonetically to the OS
That makes me horny.
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