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Song Parodies -> "I Saw Three Chicks"
Original Song Title:
"I Saw Three Ships"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"I Saw Three Chicks"
Parody Written by:
Rick Duncan
The Lyrics
I saw three chicks come sailing in
On Christmas Day, on Christmas Day;
I saw three chicks come sailing in
On Christmas Day for Hugh Hefner
And what was in the hands all three,
On Christmas Day, on Christmas Day?
And what was in the hands all three,
On Christmas Day but Viagra?
The big and siliconed chests were there,
On Christmas Day, on Christmas Day;
The huge and siliconed chests were there,
On Christmas Day for this geezer.
Gray, withered nailed those chicks all three,
On Christmas Day, on Christmas Day;
Gray, withered nailed those chicks all three,
On Christmas Day like a porno.
And he was the envy of every man
On Christmas Day, on Christmas Day;
And he was the envy of every man
On Christmas Day reading Playboy.
On Christmas Day, on Christmas Day;
I saw three chicks come sailing in
On Christmas Day for Hugh Hefner
And what was in the hands all three,
On Christmas Day, on Christmas Day?
And what was in the hands all three,
On Christmas Day but Viagra?
The big and siliconed chests were there,
On Christmas Day, on Christmas Day;
The huge and siliconed chests were there,
On Christmas Day for this geezer.
Gray, withered nailed those chicks all three,
On Christmas Day, on Christmas Day;
Gray, withered nailed those chicks all three,
On Christmas Day like a porno.
And he was the envy of every man
On Christmas Day, on Christmas Day;
And he was the envy of every man
On Christmas Day reading Playboy.
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Yeah . . . there's nothing quite like " getting bulbed " on Xmas Day in the Mornin', eh, Sir ? ? Ohhhh, the X-tasy of the popping Bulbs, crunching against my bare back! ! and the blinking of lights, as we're tied up & rolling in a hail of gunfire . . .
Now that the porn industry is asking for a bailout too, Hugh can pay us back in chicks... ;)
It's disgusting the way your parody objectifies women. It doesn't even do it in a funny way. You must be a big hit at parties, ha ha.
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