SNOWMAN

Hey plow, plow
Snow, snow, snow

Didn't know what temp it was, but it was low
I woke up, made a cup of Joe
Some guy was on the tube with weather news
"Icy views" today
Looked around outside that day
I saw a sight that almost blew me away
That weren't no symbol of a Xmas brought alive.......

There's a snow-man sitting in the yard
Someone added a penis
And it's out there getting hard
There's snow-man sitting in the yard
He wants someone to blow it
That would give him a big smile
He told me
Let the ladies use it
Come to him abuse it
Let all the neighbors lookee

I had to call the cops, for the dick that grew
That's too far out for old me to view
Switched off the T.V. before someone sends a big news crew
Looked out the window, a crowd was in sight
It's me they're blaming, I wanted no fight
Don't want a rumble, he'll get me locked up tonight

There's a snow-man sitting in the yard
Someone added a penis
And it's out there getting hard
There's snow-man sitting in the yard
He wants someone to blow it
That would give him a big smile
He told me
Let the ladies use it
Come to him abuse it
Let all the neighbors lookee

There's a snow-man messing up my yard
Someone added a penis
And I'm on the boulevard
There's snow-man hoisting it's petard
He wants someone to grow it
That would give him a big smile
He told me
Let the ladies use it
Come to him abuse it
Let all the neighbors lookee

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