Song Parodies -> "Flair"

Original Song Title:

"Hair"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

"Flair"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

This entire parody is based on a sub-plot ot the movie "Office Space". Jennifer Anniston has a run-in with her restaurant manager/boss, played by Mike Judge, who wrote and directed this cult classic.

Boss asks me stuff
Why I don't “flair “ enough
My flair counts just fifteen
Flair to be seen
My flair is just for show
Why am I here?
Don't know!
My boss is sure a jerk
When I come to work
Chochkie's

Tell' im to stick that flair
Cute, idiot flair
Buttons, tokens
Slogans, vesty, chesty

Had it right up to there (Flair!)
More of it getting' wronger (Flair!)
Hey, waitress, more coffee
Everywhere, hate it hate it

Flair, flair, flair, flair, flair, flair, flair,
Wear it, share it
So they all can stare at
My flair

Gonna be a backlash
I just don't need the cash
Give a home in the trash to this flair
All over my dress
I'm told to express
I'll show the bird
Instead of words
And I'll show him all that I expressly think of

Flair, flair, flair, flair, flair, flair, flair,
Wear it, share it
So they all can stare at
My flair

I got those pins, puns, sunny, funny
Snacky, tacky, pretty kitty
Icky, sweety, greety
Shiny, gleaming, beaming
Wiley, smiley
Stated, job-related
Have to wear ‘em cause the man says
Dor'thy boy, I think we're not in Kansas!

Oh say, can you see
My face, if you can
I don't have enough

Up to here
Up to there
I don't care
(Stan can screw himself)

There'll be winners and some whiners
When they see me leave that diner
That diner where the crew
Is all force-
Fed all that flair

The flair, they seem to love it
But I told them where to shove it
Hallelujah, told them I just quit
Could not take much more of it

Flair, flair, flair, flair, flair, flair, flair,
Wear it, share it
So they all can stare at
My flair
Flair, flair, flair, flair, flair, flair, flair,
Clear it, fear it
So they all can kiss my
Big rear

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Johnny D - March 08, 2005 - Report this comment

I'm sure your kilt's got plenty of flair, Highlander.

Stuart McArthur - March 09, 2005 - Report this comment

flair? in Australia, that's a type of cocktail-mixing method, Rick - the Tom Cruise kind - banned in my bar, because of the "tacky icky" mess it makes - but something tells me you're on a different meaning?

Bob Konigsberg - March 11, 2005 - Report this comment

Great Rick! I like it when I can sing along while reading. Only problem is - You're having too much fun! 5's

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