Song Parodies -> "Skidmarks In My Undies"

Original Song Title:

"Sunshine On My shoulders"

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Original Performer:

"Skidmarks In My Undies"

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The Lyrics

All this Uranus stuff is sending my mind to dark stinky places. I promise to get off this topic after this.

Skidmarks in my undies are so crappy
Sometimes the aroma makes me cry
Don't come out in water, need detergent
Some days got to get new ones to try

Wish I had an anus with no leakage
Hard to ask advice from grossed-out friends
Wouldn't have to tolerate the reekage
Pretty soon I'm gonna need Depends

Skidmarks in my undies are so crappy
Sometimes the aroma makes me weep
Don't come out in water, need a solvent
Gotta wear three layers when I sleep

Tried to stuff a tissue in my cleavage
Just like teenage girls with their first bra
But I feel the trickle of the seepage
And the friction makes my cheeks feel raw

Skidmarks in my undies are so crappy
Sometimes the aroma makes me gag
Don't come out in water, need some acid
Boy, this ass of mine is such a drag

New performance coming up. don't blame me, blame Claude.

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Johnny D - April 09, 2004 - Report this comment

5's, and next time you open a bottle of Ariel, save the cork.

Rick, I plopped my own parody buns down on the Uranus bandwagon today with "Uranus", my new parody of Gary Wright's "Dream Weaver".

Jack Wilson - April 09, 2004 - Report this comment

Great job! 555

Paul Robinson - April 09, 2004 - Report this comment

Rick, All I can say is that's one sad tail you've got there...try dabbing a few "fives" at the leakage points.

Claude Prez - April 09, 2004 - Report this comment

What are the odds I'm gonna say I didn't like it? Great title, funny stuff. (cleavage--har har)

Angry When Wet - April 09, 2004 - Report this comment

This would be soooo funny - if it wasn't sooooooo TRUE!!! Hee-hee-hee, Haaa-haa-haa, Hyuck-hyuck-hyuck! Guffaw-guffaw!!!!!! ALL THAT and a side o' potato wedgies.

Adagio - April 09, 2004 - Report this comment

Hehehehehe! 5's

Arwen - April 09, 2004 - Report this comment

Excellent! This topic is on my all time grossest things ever list...but the parody is still fabulous! 5s!

The Tattered Brown Rags Formerly Known As Rick D's BVD's - April 09, 2004 - Report this comment

AAAAAUUUGGGHHH!!! . . . GIVE US AIR!!!!

Jan Unwin - April 09, 2004 - Report this comment

Go, Rick, go! No, not in your pants...

alvin rhodes - April 09, 2004 - Report this comment

if john denver wasn't dead, this would have killed him... ...disgustlingly funny....5s

Paul Robinson - April 09, 2004 - Report this comment

Much better than John Stewart's (the ex-Kingston Trio guy, not the Comedy Newcaster) "Sunshine on My Shoulder Makes Me Sweaty" version (actually he only sang one line, in between his own songs at a live concert, just before he went into his intro to the next song).

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