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Song Parodies -> "I Have a Rack"

Original Song Title:

"I Am a Rock"

Original Performer:

Simon & Garfunkel

Parody Song Title:

"I Have a Rack"

Parody Written by:

Rick Duncan

The Lyrics


Another day
In a dank and dark adult club
I span the po-o-o-ole
Gazing from the stage lights
To the dudes below
Who put dollar bills where strings around me go
I have a rack
I am an ey-ey-ey-ey-full

I have bras
A buttress firm and weighty
The fun bags hide the-ere in wait
I have no need for money,
Meals come my way
A guy takes one quick look and spends his pay
I have a rack
I am an ey-ey-ey-ey-full

Don't look for brains
Cause I don't know words too good
Don't need 'em I have mammaries
A guy gives me his number
I tell him thanks and 'bye
Cause I have a pile of those that's three feet high
I have a rack
I am an ey-ey-ey-ey-full

I have my looks
And my bodyguard to protect me
She's my Sheila, you can't harm her
Dancing in the club
Teasing every schlub
I touch myself but no one touches me
I have a rack
I am an ey-ey-ey-ey-full

And my rack is my fame
And I'm barely twenty-five

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Voting Results

Pacing: 4.7
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 6

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 2   0
 3   1
 4   0
 5   5

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Jonathan Spurlock - May 13, 2019 - Report this comment
:She's my Sheila"--a bit of Strine or down under humour, mate? Fantastic work on this song, BTW. You will get 5's, and that is no lyyyyyy-aye-aye-in!
Patrick - May 13, 2019 - Report this comment
Clever twist and turn to one of my favorite oldies. Will like to see a follow up when she has a few more years on her/them.
Agrimorfee - May 14, 2019 - Report this comment
Size DDD 555s.

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