I need a pardon
I’ve got big troubles in the rose garden
Treason’s a big crime
I really do not want to serve some time
When I take I want it all, I call, and have gall
I got dough-oh-oh-oh-oh
I need a pardon
I’ve got big troubles in the rose garden

I did promise the world that I’d beat that “girl”
But you don’t buy ‘lections just from those loud discussions
It might take a couple Russians
Well if big talkin’ me and my family
I would give all the world the contents of my bladder
The corporate ladder
So bend down your end and don’t be cryin’
If you're on my staff, you’ll be lyin’
Come with me I’ll take this country down the can

I need a pardon
I’ve got big troubles in the rose garden
Treason’s a big crime
I really do not want to serve some time
I need a pardon
I’ve got big troubles in the rose garden

My son met in a room, said he liked the tune
But the witch hunting press finds out
They don’t seem to let it go
But there’s one thing they will never know
The can uncover all the facts, not my income tax
I always have an ace in the hole to pull me out
So bend down your end and don’t be wussy
After I’m through I’ll grab your p***y

I’ll use the pardon
I’ve got big troubles in the rose garden
Treason’s a big crime
I really do not want to serve some time
I’ll use the pardon
I’ve got big troubles in the rose garden