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Song Parodies -> "Highway Phone"

Original Song Title:

"Highway Star"

Original Performer:

Deep Purple

Parody Song Title:

"Highway Phone"

Parody Written by:

Rick Duncan

The Lyrics

These are the people that will whine the loudest when it's outlawed.
I used to love to yak at home
But now I talk while drivin' round, yeah
Can't drive without a dial tone
A social life in cars I've found, yeah
Yeah, got an answer machine, and distinctive ring
Got almost ten thousand minutes, I call everything
I love it, I need it, I wield it
Yeah, it's a dialed thing, all day, all night,
It's my highway phone

And now I'm gonna eat my lunch
That I purchased at the drive-through, yeah
I'm doin' over sixty-five
While I'm watchin' my rear view
Yeah, it sure saves lots of time, I do everything
Yeah, in my car is where I thrive best, and I even sing
I love it, I eat it, I spill it
Six happy meals, all mine, all day, all night,
It's my highway food

(Solo of squealing tires)

Nobody's gonna take my case
Cause they say I was to blame, yeah
Nobody's gonna fix my face
Or my leg that now is lame, yeah
Ooh, I saw heaven that day, wore an angel's wing
Now, I got lawsuits to fight, and I don't have anything
I hate it, I did it, I bleed it
Yeah, it hurts like Hell, all day, all night
I'm the highway cause

(solo of hospital equipment)

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Dee Range - October 07, 2004 - Report this comment
I was at a stop light once, waiting for the green, with a car in front of me. I looked into my rear view mirror just in time to see a 20 year old girl putting on her lipstick, while talking on a cell phone. She was looking into her visor mirror and never slowed down before she smashed into me. She had no insurance and no money to sue for. I have a bad neck to this day
Tim Hall - October 07, 2004 - Report this comment
Great take on a growing problem. Dee, sorry to hear about what happened!
alvin rhodes - October 07, 2004 - Report this comment
thanks for addressing one of my major pet peeves...great concept .. the original is one of my faves to hear while driving...when i hear it i automatically start going about 20 mph faster

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