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Song Parodies -> "Bigger Song"
Original Song Title:
"Tigger's song"
Original Performer:
Tigger
Parody Song Title:
"Bigger Song"
Parody Written by:
Rick Duncan
The Lyrics
The wonderful thing about "bigger"
Bigger's supposed to be best
A house or a car or a paycheck
A penis or womanly chest
It is more of, wider, taller, better
More, more, more, more, MORE!
But the most terrible thing about "bigger"
Is I ain't getting none
The sorrowful thing about "bigger"
Is "bigger" sure cost a lot more
You find a hot babe and you dig her
You're gonna go broke at the store
It is more of, wider, taller, better
More, more, more, more, MORE!
But the most terrible thing about "bigger"
Is I ain't getting none
Bigger makes everyone jealous
Bigger like greedier eyes
The merchants are tryin' to sell us
Everything supersize
The trickiest thing about "bigger"
"Bigger" is not always best
A house or a car or a paycheck
A penis or womanly chest
It is more of, wider, taller, better
More, more, more, more, MORE!
But the most terrible thing about "bigger"
Is I ain't getting none
Bigger's supposed to be best
A house or a car or a paycheck
A penis or womanly chest
It is more of, wider, taller, better
More, more, more, more, MORE!
But the most terrible thing about "bigger"
Is I ain't getting none
The sorrowful thing about "bigger"
Is "bigger" sure cost a lot more
You find a hot babe and you dig her
You're gonna go broke at the store
It is more of, wider, taller, better
More, more, more, more, MORE!
But the most terrible thing about "bigger"
Is I ain't getting none
Bigger makes everyone jealous
Bigger like greedier eyes
The merchants are tryin' to sell us
Everything supersize
The trickiest thing about "bigger"
"Bigger" is not always best
A house or a car or a paycheck
A penis or womanly chest
It is more of, wider, taller, better
More, more, more, more, MORE!
But the most terrible thing about "bigger"
Is I ain't getting none
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Hehe, good one Rick. I would vote 12 inches, Double Ds, and 5000sq ft but your going to have to settle for 5s.
Rick, Congrats on passing 900! I'm passing you 5s.
Well constructed, chucklesome and very sage words, Rick. Bigger is NOT always better...which is what I've told EVERY girl I've ever dated. Maybe I should just show 'em this.....555
A bouncy, flouncy, trouncy parody with a message! 555
LOL... good job
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